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Subject: Re: it is now
Date: Tue, 2 Dec 2003 17:05:36 +0100
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klaatu <klaatu@alt-teens.org> wrote in message
news:64bpsvo8hr9mev2je2jb8sd3p6dftdablv@4ax.com...
> >> >> >Niels:
> >> >> >I usually don't go in armour to school...
> >> >> >mostly it's just a warm jacket, a pair of gloves and a warm hat.
> >> >> >But I suggest that Sir Lancelot could win a war with his armour
suit,
> >> >> >and I don't think that the used technology
> >> >> >would be able to do the same.
> >> >> Sir Lancelot:
> >> >> ja, knights could handle a war okay ...
> >> >> on the other side, your average high-school athletic team
> >> >> would likely take the Round Table in other sports.
> >> >>
> >> >> tried Water Polo t'other day;
> >> >> war-horse sank like a stone.
> >> >> <sigh>
> >> >Niels
> >> >Try putting out your armor suit... It should go better without it.
> >> Sir Godfrey de Roach, (Round Table track-coach):
> >> What a good idea !
> >> That'll probably help our Pole Vault scores as well....
> >Niels:
> >new action group: Get rid of that Iron!!
> Klaatu:
> <Sales Rep walks on-stage, microphone in hand>:
>
Niels:
<audience starts clapping & smiling>
> Klaatu:
> Yes, friends and neighbors, get rid of that Iron ! -
> Try our new Plastic Armour !
>
Niels
<audience:> Ahh deam! another commercial??
> Klaatu:
> * * *<>[]<>[]<> It's New ! <>[]<>[]<>* * *
>
> It's Light-weight !
>
> It's Non-Magnetic -
> (No more messing up TV-reception when you enter a room!)
> (No more worries about lightning-strikes in bad weather)
> No more hours spent scrubbing rust with a wire brush!
>
Niels
<Sir Lancelot:>
Where can I get one?
> Klaatu:
> It's Quiet ! -
> No more clanking around the castle
> sounding like a crate of silverware falling downstairs !
>
Niels:
<Sir Lancelot:>
No funny jokes about falling downstairs! I remember enough brave warriors
killing themselves while falling from a stair.
> Klaatu:
> It's Stylish !
> Our armour is sold in 18 fashionable shades,
> with colour-coordinated accessory lances, swords and plumes!
>
Niels
<audience when 18 models enter the stage in fashionable shaded armours with
colour coordinated accesory lances, swords and plumes!:> Aaah! oooh! How
beautiful!
> Klaatu:
> * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
> --- Disclaimer ---
> (plastic armour shatters on impact,
> and offers no protection from edged weapons -
> not to be used in actual combat)
Niels:
<Sir Lancelot:> Back to the Iron guys! I'm sorry, but they don't work in
battle! I wished they would find out something that really worked!
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