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Date: Tue, 02 Dec 2003 10:15:21 -0500
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>> >> >Niels:
>> >> >I usually don't go in armour to school...
>> >> >mostly it's just a warm jacket, a pair of gloves and a warm hat.
>> >> >But I suggest that Sir Lancelot could win a war with his armour suit,
>> >> >and I don't think that the used technology
>> >> >would be able to do the same.
>> >> Sir Lancelot:
>> >> ja, knights could handle a war okay ...
>> >> on the other side, your average high-school athletic team
>> >> would likely take the Round Table in other sports.
>> >>
>> >> tried Water Polo t'other day;
>> >> war-horse sank like a stone.
>> >> <sigh>
>> >Niels
>> >Try putting out your armor suit... It should go better without it.
>> Sir Godfrey de Roach, (Round Table track-coach):
>> What a good idea !
>> That'll probably help our Pole Vault scores as well....
>Niels:
>new action group: Get rid of that Iron!!
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