I'm serious guys, this is the best worst joke ever told...
If you can beat this one, I'll buy you lunch. Tequila nights
rock cause of shit like this :)
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A frog goes into a bank one day to get a loan. He
goes up to the bank teller, Patricia Whack, and
tells her "Hi, I'm Kermit Jagger and I need to borrow
$10, 000"
Patty looks at the little green guy, uncertain. But
Kermit reassures her, "Don't worry, my father is
Mick Jagger, the rock star. I can pay it back."
So Patty tells Kermit that the bank would need some
kind of collateral to secure the loan. Kermit takes out
a little pink plastic elephant, just about two inches
tall, and hands it to her. Patty stares wide-eyed at the
item in her hands and says, "Look Sir, I'll have to
consult my manager about this first."
She goes round the back to her manager's office and
begins to explain the situation at hand, "There's a Mr.
Kermit in the front who wants $10, 000. He says his
father is Mick Jagger and he gave me this pink elephant
as collateral. What the hell is this anyway?!"
The manager looks at her and starts singing...
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"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack
Give the frog a loan...
His old man's a Rollin' Stone..."
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Hugs and kisses, Audrey
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Much Madness is divinest Sense--
To a discerning Eye--
Much Sense--the starkest Madness--
'Tis the Majority
In this, as All, prevail--
Assent--and you are sane--
Demur--you're straightway dangerous--
And handled with a Chain--
(Emily Dickinson)
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