audrey had these two cents to give:
> *eyeing at you suspiciously* You don't happen to be a fan
> of Sesame Street, do you...
Well, yes, but I haven't seen it in a couple millenia. I get my cheap
laughs from Laffy Taffy.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What kind of bean can't grow?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Who greets you at a haunted house?
Where can you find an ocean without water?
And my favorite Laffy Taffy joke of all time:
What can you see but you can't touch?
> > Now, about that kiss ... *g*
>
> *poking you with a stick* I suspect you might have cheated...
> Pending investigations, the kiss is withheld.
Pending ... ? But I want it now!
-ejb
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