>> >> Garp:
>> >> A panda walks into a bar, sits down at the bar and orders a double whiskey,
>> >> which the startled publican provides and watches in amazement along with
>> >> half the pub as the panda proceeds to down the whiskey and a load of salted
>> >> nuts, before ordering more whiskey.
>> >> Eventually the Panda has had enough whiskey and gets up to leave.
>> >> "Oi! You haven't paid for your whiskey!" the publican yells out.
>> >> Reaching into the pocket of his jacket the panda draws out a gun and shoots
>> >> the publican in the head at point blank range.
>> >> The startled pub crowd just sit in stunned amazement. They'd never expected
>> >> anything like this to happen. Suddenly a voice pipes up from the back.
>> >> "Hey! You can't do that!"
>> >> The panda turned and stared at the offending person. "Look in the
>> >> dictionary under Panda. Its says, Panda. Eats shoots and leaves."
>>
>> >donawanaa:
>> >ooooh...that's good. I might actually be able to remember this one. =0)
>>
>> klaatu:
>> d'wana, is that you ?
>> thought you'd fallen off the edge of the earth;
>> welcome !
>> <hug>
>d'wana:
>just about...heh P~
>
><big hug>
>
>thanks...i needed that -- :0)
klaatu:
<rolls you up a bushel of hugs to take along>:
wherever you go,
good journey to you, and joyous arrivals.
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