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From: elag <elag@cloud8.net>
Newsgroups: alt.surrealism
Subject: Re: Phallic Plate Heads for Oxford
Date: Sun, 28 Dec 2003 22:57:00 -0400
Organization: de mortuis nil nisi bonum
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Paul Heslop wrote:
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> elag wrote:
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> > > elag wrote:
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> > > > Paul Heslop wrote:
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> > > > > elag wrote:
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> > > > > > Paul Heslop wrote:
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> > > > > > > elag wrote:
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> > > > > > > > Paul Heslop wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > elag wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > I can't understand how this could happen, so I can only
> > > > > > > > > > > guess that they have friends in high places.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Also, it never hurts to be rich and white.
> > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > Damn, I'd sure like to try that! :O)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, I won't loan you 500 pounds.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > replace "NINE" with "9" to reply
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > we said RICH! :O)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You could live pretty well for a day I figure...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > replace "NINE" with "9" to reply
> > > > >
> > > > > Quite comfortably for a couple of weeks probably, the way we live.
> > > >
> > > > Sure, but if you wanted to live it up... burn it all at once on some
> > > > extravagance... maybe take passage on the Orient Express... an all out
> > > > dinner at Sketch or Lutece... take a horse driven coach down to the
> > > > markets... rich as you please.
> > > >
> > > > 500 pounds wouldn't be enough, of course, but I find myself pining for a
> > > > seat on one of those Russian space ships (US$20,000,000).
> > > >
> > >
> > > I often wonder if I could fly...
> >
> > Sure you can... just step on over to the window, step up on the ledge
> > and jump up! You can do anything if you believe you can. Now, don't
> > forget to flap your arms... and don't forget a parachute just in case my
> > sense of humor is rotten.
>
> Even if it didn't work there's only about seven foot between our highest window
> and the ground :O)
so what you really need is one of those inflatable sliding ramps like
they have on planes.
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Replace "8" with "9" to reply.
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