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elag wrote:
> > > But the best place for rodents to live is in the Houses of Parliament or
> > > Congress or what have you. They are very cozy and well lined w/
> > > colorful bits of "paper".
> >
> > :O) Unless you're Swedish or Dutch. Two countries I always think of as
> > being peaceful places and they murder their politicians. Maybe they're
> > trying to tell us something?
>
> It can happen anywhere. It only takes one sociopath to spoil a
> socialist utopia. I'm sure they also have their share of corruption,
> though I don't know much about their local politics.
>
Nor do I. I always thought Holland simply rewrote their laws to ensure
nobody broke them :O)
> > > > Yep, that's the real gauling thing. Food is one thing. Actually I reckon
> > > > if it came to the push I couldn't even kill a lettuce for food.
> > >
> > > You could lick the dew from its leaves, but you wouldn't last long that
> > > way. You need a food replicator.
> >
> > In Lettuce's case I need a self-chomping lettuce. It is one of the few
> > foods I am unable to chew. One inch of lettuce will last me til next
> > week.
>
> S'okay, tapioca tastes better than lettuce anyway.
> Get your teef out of the freezer!
>
:O) mmmmmmmmmmmmm tapioca! I preferred semolina at school, with raisins.
At least it didn't slide down your throat like - ach! - urk! I think I'm
going to be sick.
> > > Do the wild gerbils roam free on the High Street or are they only
> > > roamin' in the gloamin'?
> >
> > They would be down the sewers, using old car tires to run along inside
> > and terrorize vagrants.
>
> That does sound kind of creepy.
Being savaged by swarms of gerbils?
>
> > >
> > > A very nice morality play on overpopulation. We can learn much from the
> > > noble rat.
> > > What were the names of your lil' rodent friends?
> >
> > Maria and Maggie. Just the kind of names you would give cannibals. I
> > thought they all had names like Hannibal.
>
> Then there were those fine young lads David, Andy and Roland.
We have a Roland the Rat!
> > > The "sneaker net" first last and always.
> >
> > I prefer the fishing net.
>
> It'll get your computer wet.
but I won't have to use that screen saver ever again.
--
Paul. (Don't ever stand aside, Don't ever be denied)
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