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Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 08:20:45 GMT
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elag wrote:
>
> Paul Heslop wrote:
> >
> > elag wrote:
> > >
> >
> > > > > The American dream makes me gag... its all about conspicuous consumption
> > > > > and keeping up appearances. I dream about sleeping late, sowing dissent
> > > > > and sculpting in the woods... I may be deported.
> > > >
> > > > :O) Yeah, you're obviously a commie pinko and need to get out, shoot
> > > > some deer and tie them to your cadilac!
> > >
> > > Used Cadillacs make excellent homes for rodents.
> >
> > So do new ones :O)
>
> But the best place for rodents to live is in the Houses of Parliament or
> Congress or what have you. They are very cozy and well lined w/
> colorful bits of "paper".
:O) Unless you're Swedish or Dutch. Two countries I always think of as
being peaceful places and they murder their politicians. Maybe they're
trying to tell us something?
>
> > >
> > > I have eaten deer, but I'd hate to have to shoot one unless I was
> > > starving. Once when I was hiking in the snow I found a deer lying by
> > > the side of the road with the top of its head sawn off (for the
> > > antlers). Its blank stare was one of the most pathetic things I've ever
> > > seen. It really made me angry that the hunters didn't even eat the meat
> > > and instead chose to dump the body like garbage all for the sake of
> > > their bloody "trophy". The most evolved species...
> >
> > Yep, that's the real gauling thing. Food is one thing. Actually I reckon
> > if it came to the push I couldn't even kill a lettuce for food.
>
> You could lick the dew from its leaves, but you wouldn't last long that
> way. You need a food replicator.
In Lettuce's case I need a self-chomping lettuce. It is one of the few
foods I am unable to chew. One inch of lettuce will last me til next
week.
>
> >
> > > > > There is one in Florida as well. The only place in Fla. that interests
> > > > > me is the Everglades. Did you ever taste Alligator... tastes just like crocodile.
> > > >
> > > > :O) Yum. We don't get a lot of alligators... or even crocs, in
> > > > Geordieland.
> > >
> > > You really ought to check the sewers though...
> > >
> > > You've probably heard the urban legend of gators in the NYC sewers?
> >
> > Certainly, here it would be wild gerbils.
>
> Do the wild gerbils roam free on the High Street or are they only
> roamin' in the gloamin'?
They would be down the sewers, using old car tires to run along inside
and terrorize vagrants.
>
> > >
> > > > I've probably tasted cat, but not deliberately.
> > >
> > > It's only fair since they'd probably eat you if they could.
> >
> > erk! My daughter bought two rats for the kids, which they loved, but
> > something happened to one, she started getting weak and wobbly. Vet said
> > it was some ear thing they are prone to. Then the other day she came
> > downstairs with the youngest child and when they went to feed the rats
> > she noticed some strange looking things scattered round the cage, the
> > the little one made a disgusted noise and she realised she was looking
> > at something she described as being like a cartoon chicken's ribcage
> > after a feast. The fit rat had either killed and eaten or had feasted on
> > after death, the ill rat!
>
> A very nice morality play on overpopulation. We can learn much from the
> noble rat.
> What were the names of your lil' rodent friends?
Maria and Maggie. Just the kind of names you would give cannibals. I
thought they all had names like Hannibal.
> > > >
> > > > It doesn't mention the internet! :O))
> > >
> > > Well there is a ref to a net in there somewheres. Have a bit of
> > > sympathy for those ancient types... when they wanted to surf the web,
> > > half the time they ended up with spider bites and the rest of the time
> > > they were cold and wet due to the lack of surfboards.
> >
> > They're running some sweet adds atm, some bug eyed geeky nerds working
> > at their computers, getting all excited about a screen full of digits
> > and one of them says "If only we could send this data... maybe through
> > telephone lines... a sort of 'inter network!"
>
> The "sneaker net" first last and always.
I prefer the fishing net.
--
Paul. (says something like you and me babe how about it?)
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