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Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 08:14:12 GMT
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elag wrote:
>
> Paul Heslop wrote:
> >
> > elag wrote:
> >
> > > > > "...a six pack of virgins, a roll of friction tape and the soundtrack to
> > > > > 'The Wiz', please..."
> > > >
> > > > "And do i get a guarantee on those virgins?"
> > >
> > > they're "Sealed For Your Protection".
> >
> > Fresh and warm!
>
> Hot cross buns,
> Hot cross buns,
> One a penny,
> Two a penny,
> Hot cross buns.
>
> Fresh, sweet buns,
> Come and buy my buns;
> One a penny,
> Two a penny,
> Fresh, sweet buns.
Believe it or not that actually works over here now. We have had enough
american comedians to know that a bun can have more meanings... but
whatever you do, never mention a woman's fanny over here :O)
>
> >
> > > > > In fact my apartment is mainly furnished w/ rectified rubbish.
> > > >
> > > > Ah, we used to kind of 'save' furniture. We still have odd bits the
> > > > family would have discarded. Plus ornaments. Being OCD makes it very
> > > > hard for me to get rid of stuff so I could easily have the messiest
> > > > place around if it weren't for my wife's steely determination.
> > >
> > > She has the Salvation Army on speed dial?
> >
> > :O) She has to use very brutal methods, basically, and make sure
> > whatever it is is gone, without fuss, and hopefully without me realising
> > it, or there could be tantrums.
>
> You'll just have to collect things small enough to fit in your pocketses.
:O) That's kind of how it started. Before I realised it. I used to
collect little things I found when I was out and about. I think it came
from the old 'See a pin and pick it up' saying. I ended up with this
huge lump of pins, brooches etc all linked together in my pocket. My
method of getting rid of them, when I finally realised how much they
dominated me and how hard I would fight for them was to wait until I was
in a desolate area, close my eyes and spin round a little, throw them as
far as I could then turn again before opening my eyes.
--
Paul. (says something like you and me babe how about it?)
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Not what it seems...
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