Paul Heslop wrote:
>
> elag wrote:
>
> > > > "...a six pack of virgins, a roll of friction tape and the soundtrack to
> > > > 'The Wiz', please..."
> > >
> > > "And do i get a guarantee on those virgins?"
> >
> > they're "Sealed For Your Protection".
>
> Fresh and warm!
Hot cross buns,
Hot cross buns,
One a penny,
Two a penny,
Hot cross buns.
Fresh, sweet buns,
Come and buy my buns;
One a penny,
Two a penny,
Fresh, sweet buns.
>
> > > > In fact my apartment is mainly furnished w/ rectified rubbish.
> > >
> > > Ah, we used to kind of 'save' furniture. We still have odd bits the
> > > family would have discarded. Plus ornaments. Being OCD makes it very
> > > hard for me to get rid of stuff so I could easily have the messiest
> > > place around if it weren't for my wife's steely determination.
> >
> > She has the Salvation Army on speed dial?
>
> :O) She has to use very brutal methods, basically, and make sure
> whatever it is is gone, without fuss, and hopefully without me realising
> it, or there could be tantrums.
You'll just have to collect things small enough to fit in your pocketses.
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