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From: mdubuque@yahoo.com (Matthew)
Newsgroups: alt.surrealism
Subject: Re: WHERE'S MY HOUSE?
Date: 18 Aug 2003 15:59:39 -0700
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Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F3D6499.52BFA644@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> Matthew wrote:
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> > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F3C1919.771525E5@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F3B57E2.E777806A@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F39A650.A9028417@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F3822AB.B0051D1F@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F35AC7A.66B26EB5@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F34AEE7.40C7DD82@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F342525.CFC452E1@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F32E088.63D30D45@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F318AF0.37E1C22F@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F30BCB1.F851735C@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's missing. Did they take it on a truck?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Often. They usually get it back before you wake up but the heat made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their wagon break down before they could get it back to you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, that was reassuring for a while, but I waited and waited and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the paddy wagon is still not hear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if a homeless person tooked it. Because there are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moar of those I wonder if this be a growing problem, id est, they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing they can jus hep themselves to our houses now?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Has anybody else in this group had their house stolen in the last week
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or so?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had my cardboard box stolen. I had been saving it just in case. It was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a very nice box and now it is gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now they are stealing second hoams as well? Is my bird safe?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now, Bird has a whole nuther meaning in England!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I no. My bird has a little house and I hope iss still there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But is your bird of the feathered variety or the pink variety?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My pink feathered friend sings so sweetly.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But does your mother play guitar?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Julia? When she's 64!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Sir Paul, you're not dead?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, I always wall on zebra crossings in my bear feat
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Martha was more than a rug to me. She came in through the bathroom
> > > > > > > > window, but I've got to get a belly full of wine.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > See how they run like pigs in the park. Nothing is real, and nothing
> > > > > > > leads to your door.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Clutching forks and knives, cause I'm going to Penny Lane, there is a
> > > > > > place, a place I know, know, know, not a second time.
> > > > >
> > > > > When the blackbird takes the long and winding road down to the
> > > > > strawberry fields to save paper
> > > >
> > > > and the fool on the hill sees the sun going down and the fog upon LA
> > > > sees the world spinning round
> > >
> > > Mean Mr Mustard lived in a yellow submarine which was driven by a girl
> > > with kaleidoscope eyes.
> >
> > Yeah, they take him out to look at the Queen, but here's another clue
> > for you all... you have found her, now go and get her. And curse Sir
> > Walter Raleigh, if you want me to, I will, through a looking-glass
> > onion.
>
> But that's okay because, the queen, she loves you. She wants to hold
> your hand. Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl but here comes the son.
Here comes the son king. Ask a policeman on the street. There's so
many there to meet. Clutching forks and knives, to eat their bacon.
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