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From: mdubuque@yahoo.com (Matthew)
Newsgroups: alt.surrealism
Subject: Re: WHERE'S MY HOUSE?
Date: 15 Aug 2003 15:12:31 -0700
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Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F3C1919.771525E5@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> Matthew wrote:
> >
> > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F3B57E2.E777806A@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > Matthew wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F39A650.A9028417@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > Matthew wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F3822AB.B0051D1F@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F35AC7A.66B26EB5@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F34AEE7.40C7DD82@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F342525.CFC452E1@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F32E088.63D30D45@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F318AF0.37E1C22F@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F30BCB1.F851735C@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Matthew wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's missing. Did they take it on a truck?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Often. They usually get it back before you wake up but the heat made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their wagon break down before they could get it back to you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, that was reassuring for a while, but I waited and waited and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the paddy wagon is still not hear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if a homeless person tooked it. Because there are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moar of those I wonder if this be a growing problem, id est, they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing they can jus hep themselves to our houses now?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Has anybody else in this group had their house stolen in the last week
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or so?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had my cardboard box stolen. I had been saving it just in case. It was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a very nice box and now it is gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now they are stealing second hoams as well? Is my bird safe?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now, Bird has a whole nuther meaning in England!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I no. My bird has a little house and I hope iss still there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But is your bird of the feathered variety or the pink variety?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My pink feathered friend sings so sweetly.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > But does your mother play guitar?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Julia? When she's 64!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Bunwell
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Sir Paul, you're not dead?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, I always wall on zebra crossings in my bear feat
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Martha was more than a rug to me. She came in through the bathroom
> > > > > > window, but I've got to get a belly full of wine.
> > > > >
> > > > > See how they run like pigs in the park. Nothing is real, and nothing
> > > > > leads to your door.
> > > >
> > > > Clutching forks and knives, cause I'm going to Penny Lane, there is a
> > > > place, a place I know, know, know, not a second time.
> > >
> > > When the blackbird takes the long and winding road down to the
> > > strawberry fields to save paper
> >
> > and the fool on the hill sees the sun going down and the fog upon LA
> > sees the world spinning round
>
> Mean Mr Mustard lived in a yellow submarine which was driven by a girl
> with kaleidoscope eyes.
Yeah, they take him out to look at the Queen, but here's another clue
for you all... you have found her, now go and get her. And curse Sir
Walter Raleigh, if you want me to, I will, through a looking-glass
onion.
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