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From: Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk>
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Subject: Re: HOW TO AVOID WRITER'S BLOCK?
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Date: Thu, 14 Aug 2003 01:30:39 GMT
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john adams wrote:
>
> "Paul Heslop" <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3F3A0AB0.E19250A6@blueyonder.co.uk...
> > john adams wrote:
> >
> > > I see your point though and of course dancing is an
> > > honest good time.
> >
> > But then you haven't met the snide dancers of Olde Lancashire. Snide
> > dancers hang around at ballrooms, waiting for the part in the tango when
> > the dancers turn their heads quickly, so that they face away from each
> > other, then the snide, naked and lubricated, snides into the space
> > between them, becoming a third partner. So snide are they that the
> > couple rarely notice the third dancer and are quite shocked when they
> > lose the competition due to having a third partner whose rude bits are
> > dangling out in the middle of a dance.
>
> I know not of these Snide dancers
> nor whether they truly existed
> however, do not put up with rude dancers
> and if they truly persisted,
> I would gayly invite them to dinner
> and politely have them arrested
> while serving them truffles and glue-filled breadsticks.
Possibly you should be aware that there is indeed an Anti-Snide-Squad
(ASS) who will quickly, on dialing the number 0171
675848736253274959567467356234526534747 come round and remove said
greased nude person from between yourself and partner. They will then be
taken from your dancing place, be it your living room or the top of a
number 37 bus, and placed where they can do no harm, behind the counter
of the nearest Mcdonalds.
--
Paul. (I never agreed to be Your holy one)
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