"Paul Heslop" <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3F3A0AB0.E19250A6@blueyonder.co.uk...
> john adams wrote:
>
> > I see your point though and of course dancing is an
> > honest good time.
>
> But then you haven't met the snide dancers of Olde Lancashire. Snide
> dancers hang around at ballrooms, waiting for the part in the tango when
> the dancers turn their heads quickly, so that they face away from each
> other, then the snide, naked and lubricated, snides into the space
> between them, becoming a third partner. So snide are they that the
> couple rarely notice the third dancer and are quite shocked when they
> lose the competition due to having a third partner whose rude bits are
> dangling out in the middle of a dance.
I know not of these Snide dancers
nor whether they truly existed
however, do not put up with rude dancers
and if they truly persisted,
I would gayly invite them to dinner
and politely have them arrested
while serving them truffles and glue-filled breadsticks.
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