Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F34AFB2.AB7FFB83@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> Matthew wrote:
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> > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F342574.2D60AF4E@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > Paul Heslop <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:<3F32DE10.FE37C186@blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > Matthew wrote:
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> > > > > > "john adams" <johnqadamsiii@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<MhlYa.167854$xg5.149350@twister.austin.rr.com>...
> > > > > > > "Matthew" <mdubuque@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:3aea8d23.0308061833.c909867@posting.google.com...
> > > > > > > > "john adams" <johnqadamsiii@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > > > > > > > > "Matthew" <mdubuque@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > > > > > > > > > "john adams" <johnqadamsiii@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > > > > > > > > > > Just to top the previous news story off:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_791522.html?menu=news.quirkies
> > > > > > > > > > \
> > > > > > > > > > Here is the story:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Man eats own toes
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between
> > > > > > > > > > two slices of bread after getting high sniffing butane gas.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > When ambulance men arrived he offered to share his meal with them,
> > > > > > > > > > passing over a toe and saying: "It tastes like chicken, do you want
> > > > > > > > > > some, there's a few still left over."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Police said the 35-year-old suddenly became very hungry after sniffing
> > > > > > > > > > the gas and had searched all his kitchen cupboards, but found nothing
> > > > > > > > > > to eat.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Grabbing a kitchen knife he cut off his toes on his left foot and
> > > > > > > > > > dropped them in the frying pan.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The man's sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen
> > > > > > > > > > and saw him making the toe sandwich.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > By the time ambulance men arrived there was little of the hacked-off
> > > > > > > > > > toes left and a spokesman said: "What there was, was too badly burned
> > > > > > > > > > to re-attach."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A police spokesman added: "He told the ambulance men that he had more
> > > > > > > > > > toes than he needed and didn't think he would notice if he got rid of
> > > > > > > > > > a few."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > He was taken to a hospital in Steyr where he is recovering from his
> > > > > > > > > > injuries.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Story filed: 08:54 Wednesday 18th June 2003
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > He said he only had a "few" left. Doesn't the reporter think we want
>
> > > > > > > > > > to know how many he ate and how many were left over?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Did he eat 7 or 8? Was the big one tough and chewy? Enquiring minds
> > > > > > > > > > want to no.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Have you ever had fried ape toes? Much the same thing.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Nope, I'd probably check out the baked ones though. I know Starbuck's
> > > > > > > > is selling them now.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, they are; along with dirty yuppies socks and a fine
> > > > > > > silicone brisket. I assume McDonalds will be adding the 9 piece
> > > > > > > toe dish soon if my sources are correct.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I hope so. Are they uniformed sauces?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Wunbell
> > > > >
> > > > > No, they're uninformed saucers
> > > >
> > > > Mirror fashion plates, with no backbone? It's so hard to be a cup
> > > > nowaday. Who took my plate?
> > >
> > > It was possibly the Chinese, who are annoyed that small pieces of china
> > > are being used by we in the west to eat our meals from.
> >
> > Wow. Incredible. This is fine, Art! We have com pass a point where
> > some in the South would ten to agree; surely the west wonders why play
> > to eat on a dish more grand than necessary? Wood addishonal size be a
> > must in all areas of grey wall china?
> >
> > Bunwell
>
> Ah, another misconception. Great Wall of China is a person. Wall Li. He
> is so big you can see him from his friend Ou Tasppai's house.
Hmmm, geee, see HQ about the power outage?
Is the great Wall Li known to be Long Tu? It seems that any nation
without despised would also have two small plates.
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