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"Matthew" <mdubuque@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "john adams" <johnqadamsiii@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<KtdYa.165044$xg5.146187@twister.austin.rr.com>...
> > "Matthew" <mdubuque@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:3aea8d23.0308061108.3fc84d25@posting.google.com...
> > > "john adams" <johnqadamsiii@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:<aq2Ya.145601$XV.7696470@twister.austin.rr.com>...
> > > > Just to top the previous news story off:
> > > >
> > > > http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_791522.html?menu=news.quirkies
> > > \
> > > Here is the story:
> > >
> > > Man eats own toes
> > >
> > > An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between
> > > two slices of bread after getting high sniffing butane gas.
> > >
> > > When ambulance men arrived he offered to share his meal with them,
> > > passing over a toe and saying: "It tastes like chicken, do you want
> > > some, there's a few still left over."
> > >
> > > Police said the 35-year-old suddenly became very hungry after sniffing
> > > the gas and had searched all his kitchen cupboards, but found nothing
> > > to eat.
> > >
> > > Grabbing a kitchen knife he cut off his toes on his left foot and
> > > dropped them in the frying pan.
> > >
> > > The man's sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen
> > > and saw him making the toe sandwich.
> > >
> > > By the time ambulance men arrived there was little of the hacked-off
> > > toes left and a spokesman said: "What there was, was too badly burned
> > > to re-attach."
> > >
> > > A police spokesman added: "He told the ambulance men that he had more
> > > toes than he needed and didn't think he would notice if he got rid of
> > > a few."
> > >
> > > He was taken to a hospital in Steyr where he is recovering from his
> > > injuries.
> > >
> > >
> > > Story filed: 08:54 Wednesday 18th June 2003
> > >
> > >
> > > He said he only had a "few" left. Doesn't the reporter think we want
> > > to know how many he ate and how many were left over?
> > >
> > > Did he eat 7 or 8? Was the big one tough and chewy? Enquiring minds
> > > want to no.
> >
> > Have you ever had fried ape toes? Much the same thing.
>
> Nope, I'd probably check out the baked ones though. I know Starbuck's
> is selling them now.
Yes, they are; along with dirty yuppies socks and a fine
silicone brisket. I assume McDonalds will be adding the 9 piece
toe dish soon if my sources are correct.
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