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From: mdubuque@yahoo.com (Matthew)
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Subject: Re: where are my toes?
Date: 6 Aug 2003 19:33:23 -0700
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"john adams" <johnqadamsiii@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<KtdYa.165044$xg5.146187@twister.austin.rr.com>...
> "Matthew" <mdubuque@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3aea8d23.0308061108.3fc84d25@posting.google.com...
> > "john adams" <johnqadamsiii@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:<aq2Ya.145601$XV.7696470@twister.austin.rr.com>...
> > > Just to top the previous news story off:
> > >
> > > http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_791522.html?menu=news.quirkies
> > \
> > Here is the story:
> >
> > Man eats own toes
> >
> > An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between
> > two slices of bread after getting high sniffing butane gas.
> >
> > When ambulance men arrived he offered to share his meal with them,
> > passing over a toe and saying: "It tastes like chicken, do you want
> > some, there's a few still left over."
> >
> > Police said the 35-year-old suddenly became very hungry after sniffing
> > the gas and had searched all his kitchen cupboards, but found nothing
> > to eat.
> >
> > Grabbing a kitchen knife he cut off his toes on his left foot and
> > dropped them in the frying pan.
> >
> > The man's sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen
> > and saw him making the toe sandwich.
> >
> > By the time ambulance men arrived there was little of the hacked-off
> > toes left and a spokesman said: "What there was, was too badly burned
> > to re-attach."
> >
> > A police spokesman added: "He told the ambulance men that he had more
> > toes than he needed and didn't think he would notice if he got rid of
> > a few."
> >
> > He was taken to a hospital in Steyr where he is recovering from his
> > injuries.
> >
> >
> > Story filed: 08:54 Wednesday 18th June 2003
> >
> >
> > He said he only had a "few" left. Doesn't the reporter think we want
> > to know how many he ate and how many were left over?
> >
> > Did he eat 7 or 8? Was the big one tough and chewy? Enquiring minds
> > want to no.
>
> Have you ever had fried ape toes? Much the same thing.
Nope, I'd probably check out the baked ones though. I know Starbuck's
is selling them now.
Bunwell
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