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Dale Houstman (dmh7@citilink.com) 2003/08/06 12:13

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From: Dale Houstman <dmh7@citilink.com>
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Subject: Re: 14 July 1789
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Paul Heslop wrote:
> Dale Houstman wrote:
>
>>Paul Heslop wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>>>(what's a gym?)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It's that place where instant coffee drinkers go to work that vile
>>>>>>poison out of their systems.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>dmh
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I thought it was where 'real' coffee drinkers went to work all that
>>>>>caffeine out their systems!
>>>>
>>>>Instant coffee has as much caffeine, but it's injected into the inert
>>>>substance through old Red Cross syringes.
>>>>
>>>>dmh
>>>
>>>
>>>I thought it bled into the glass of the jar, leaving one very potent
>>>container and a cup of refreshing brew.
>>
>>I think you're thinking of Jesus.
>>
>>dmh
>
>
> The glass or the coffee?

He's both of course: all things to all men. After he was resurrected he
came back as a small tin of sardines in mustard.

dmh



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