MAN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS RACCOON
William O. Gibson, a pipefitter from Painesville, Ohio, was
tackled by Secret Service agents and placed under arrest during
a Trump victory celebration, after Gibson fired a gun in the air
and accidentally shot President-elect Donald J. Trump in the hair.
Gibson tearfully explained that he was only trying to help.
"The man looked like he was being attacked by a rabid
raccoon that had jumped on his head.", pleaded Gibson,
"I was only trying to save him from the raccoon."
Witnesses at the scene corroborated Gibson's version of events,
saying that Trump's twisted facial expressions gave the appearance
of an angry beaver or woodchuck. Trump was grimacing as if in
disgust and pain, baring his teeth, wrinkling his nose, pouting
his lips, gesticulating wildly and raving as if suffering from
a delirium of rabies infection.
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A racoon story with a TRUMP ending | The Federal Observer
www.federalobserver.com/2016/09/25/a-racoon-story-with-a-trump-ending/
A racoon story with a TRUMP ending. 3 Replies. trump Like many
citizens, I've wondered and tried ... Also we don't care if the
guy has bad hair.
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Man aims for raccoon, shoots neighbor - The Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/.../man...raccoon-shoots.../e3cd1268-2b30-11e5-bd...
A man trying to shoot at a raccoon accidentally shot his
neighbor in Culpeper, police said. Douglas A. Ward was initially
arrested for reckless ...
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Federal Cop Shoots Self in Foot While Trying to Kill Raccoon - PINAC ...
https://photographyisnotacrime.com/.../federal-cop-shoots-self-
in-foot-while-trying-to...
But another officer saved the day by shooting the raccoon. ... “
I saw a dead raccoon, and heard a cop warn a guy walking his dog
nearby, 'Don't ...
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Raccoon's hate Trump! - Godlike Productions
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message3199121/pg1
Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum ... Then a friend sent me
this raccoon story. It makes no difference ... It helps
understand how on earth Trump can remain so "popular" You have
to admit, it's not easy to understand. OK.
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The Raccoon Conspiracy and Upcoming Apocalypse , page 1 - Above ...
www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread9B54137/pg1
You see,the raccoon is a very intelligent being.They have the
cognitive skills beyond your common household pets,in fact rival
those of ...
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LA Kings Apostles Creed : losangeleskings - Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/losangeleskings/comments/.../la_kings_
apostles_creed/
We believe in Martinez, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven
and earth; and in Raccoon Jesus, Our Lord, Who was conceived in...
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Trump Surrogate Just Called Obama A Coon < Winning DemocratsD
winningdemocrats.com/trump-surrogate-just-called-obama-a-coon/
He said Obama is a president “who in every respect looks like he
despises America… People who get on the Trump bus are people
that are ...
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Sheriff Cowboy 'COON' Clarke: "Obama Is The WORST President In ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhwYcOusf0Y
Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke Jr. — Fox News talking
head, Donald Trump devotee, conservative ...
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The Umbrella Conspiracy - Page 2 - Google Books Result
https://books.google.com/books?isbn=0671024396
RACCOON CITY—The mutilated body of fortytwoyearold Anna Mitaki
was discovered late yesterday in an abandoned lot not far from
her home in northwest ... that he is currently consulting with
city officials about more drastic protection measures for
Raccoon citizens. In addition to the murderous spree of the
cannibal ...
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Raccoons in the Basement: A Trump Analogy - Tom O'Halloran
tomohalloran.com/2016/03/07/raccoons-in-the-basement-a-trump-
analogy/
You come home and your basement is infested with raccoons:
Hundreds of ... And this is where it ends up: Trump is the only
guy who seems to ...
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The Angel Island Conspiracy
https://books.google.com/books?isbn=1450201318
Raccoon is a picturesque and narrow little passage that
separates Angel Island from the nearest mainland, the Tiburon
Peninsula of Marin County and is mostly ...
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Black Out In Jersey City Caused By Raccoon Conspiracy… | The Z ...
https://thezfactor1.wordpress.com/.../black-out-in-jersey-city-
caused-by-raccoon-cons...
The other evening, Jersey City was shutdown by the first action
of the protest group Le Raccoon. A symbol of the group was left
on site of the ...
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Cryptomundo >> Orange Raccoons, Dover Demons & Green Eyes
cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/dover-coon/
It's been called an “orange,†a “blond,†and a “red†raccoon.
Certainly, it is a rare color phase of a common raccoon that was
trapped in Greene ...
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How Chemistry Might Explain Donald Trump's Weird Orange Skin ...
https://www.inverse.com/.../11909-how-chemistry-might-explain-
donald-trump-s-weird-...
Republican frontrunner Donald Trump has said awful things about ...
Hair stylists and barbers across the land have driven themselves
to the
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What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald Trump's hair ...
www.discussionist.com/1015673528
And by the way, one sign of someone who is not a fascist
dictator type is the ability to laugh at yourself, and poke fun
at your image. Trump has ...
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Trump surrogate celebrates New York victory by using racist 'raccoon ...
www.rawstory.com/.../trump-surrogate-celebrates-new-york-victory-
by-using-racist-r...
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump's top New York
surrogate described President Barack Obama on Monday as a “
raccoon,†a ...
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Reddit - pics - Donald Trump foaming at the mouth and spitting
https://m.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3af6pr/
Log in / Register · r/picsi.imgur · Donald Trump foaming at the
mouth and spitting · u/boludo541y. 3
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Rabies Vector Species - How To Tell if a Raccoon is Rabid
raccoonatticguide.com/rabies-vector.html
4) Foaming at the mouth - if you're close enough to see this,
get away! 5) Just plain looks sick - shouldn't be too hard to
tell. Raccoons can contract a variety of ...
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ian bremmer on Twitter: "Moscow raccoon picks Hillary. Putin ...
https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/780707697817686016
@ianbremmer Putin instantly makes Racoon into a hat. 0 replies 0
retweets 0 ... @ianbremmer The raccoon will be shot at dawn. 0
replies 0 ...
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Rabid raccoon kills man in Moscow - PravdaReport
www.pravdareport.com/society/stories/23-05.../105312-rabid_raccoon_moscow-0/
When they were cooking shashlik, a raccoon came by. He wasn't ....
Steven Seagal receives Russian citizenship on Putin's personal
decision.
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FARK.com: (8814299) Vladimir Putin reportedly concerned about ...
www.fark.com/.../Vladimir-Putin-reportedly-concerned-about-
Ukrainian-militarizatio...
They are probably ex-Soviet raccoons. According to Wikipedia,
the introductions in the area were in Belarus in the 1950s and
1960s.
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On Memetics: Ratty the Raccoon explains human mind control by ...
on-memetics.blogspot.com/2011/09/ratty-raccoon-explains-human-mind.html
Ratty's presentation style isn't the greatest, but after a slow
start he has some nice things to say about memes. Ratty explains
memes using an ...
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Watch This Mind-Controlled Bionic Arm Touch and Feel | Motherboard
motherboard.vice.com/read/watch-this-bionic-arm-touch-and-feel
Melissa Loomis, a woman from Canton, Ohio, who had her arm
amputated in 2015 after being attacked by a raccoon, is pushing
the envelope
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Montauk Monster - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Monster
The "Montauk Monster" was an animal carcass, thought to be a
raccoon, that washed ashore ... The monster has been discussed
on Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory. On August 4, 2011 the
Montauk Monster was featured on the second ...
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Montauk Mind Control Victim Interview - Rense
www.rense.com/general/montauk.htm
Here's more recent information from the survivor of horrendous
mind control programming directly connected to the infamous
Montauk Project
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The Biochemist and the Raccoon – The Alien Abduction of Dr. Kary ...
www.davidhalperin.net/the-biochemist-and-the-raccoon-the-alien-abduction-of-dr-ka...
Suppose I were to tell you that an alien abduction has been
reported by no less a scientific authority than a Nobel Prize-
winning biochemist. ... Probably much the way I felt upon
finishing Dr. Kary Mullis’s endearing, exasperating memoir
Dancing Naked in the Mind Field (Pantheon ...
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Nobel Prize Winner Kary Mullis Challenges The Myths About AIDS ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPYFjDSG0JU
Nobel Prize Winner Kary Mullis Challenges The Myths About AIDS ....
the HIV/AIDS conspiracy - Duration ...
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Scientist at Work/Kary Mullis; After the 'Eureka,' a Nobelist
Drops Out ...
www.nytimes.com/.../scientist-at-work-kary-mullis-after-the-eureka-a-nobelist-drops-out...
.. astral plane, and to have conversed with an alien disguised
as a raccoon. Asked why people should accept his views on AIDS
when he has ...
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Trump Rabies - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxrCmsj453w
A satirical political poetic performance by Gary Naham gofundme.
com/SatirizeTrump www.stoptrump2016.ga
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Florida Man Goes Undercover at a Trump Rally – Medium
https://medium.com/.../florida-man-goes-undercover-at-a-trump-rally-51ec77e08eed
.. with an all-white Trump hat and a raccoon-eye sunburn and a large ...
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Don't be like Florida man.. unless you want rabies. : instant_regret
https://www.reddit.com/r/.../dont_be_like_florida_man_unless_you_want_rabies/
By the time you show symptoms of rabies you are already dead. .....
from doing stupid shit like feeding wild raccoons (who often
times carry rabies!) .... In the later stages, where the patient
is delirious and seems exhausted but ...
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