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Dale Houstman (dmh7@citilink.com) 2003/08/04 06:54

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Paul Heslop wrote:
> elag wrote:
>
>>Paul Heslop wrote:
>>
>>>elag wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Oh dear. My wife loves pork pies too. I, however, once ate one in a pub
>>>>>and was violently ill for days afterwards. It could have been the beer
>>>>>or the pie, but my body will not allow mew to eat another... or even
>>>>>smell them sometimes!
>>>>
>>>>Oh sure... but you never even thought about giving up beer... and I bet
>>>>you still scarf down plenty of sausages.  Do you pale at the sight of a
>>>>porkpie hat?
>>>
>>>:O) I am totally Teetotal.
>>
>>Earl Grey, Darjeeling or Lapsang Souchong?
>
>
> :O) Yeah, where did the tee bit come from? I hate Tee, or TEA... gimme
> coffee (instant) which I have drunk since I was old enough to decide.
>
>


Anyone - and I mean ANYONE - who could prefer instant coffee over even a
a glass of water squeezed from a moldy washrag, has had their taste buds
permanently removed and replaced with a panelist from the old Gong Show.
Ab-So-Lute-Ly wretched stuff; the Nixon's Armpit of hot beverages.
That's not a decision, it's a revolution against reality! You should be
in the Bastille, being humped my Monsieur Folger.

dmh



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