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WHAT'S NEXT FOR ROMNEY?
* You're Fired! ... Because I Like Firing People!
New reality TV show!
co-starring Donald ("We Need a Revolution") Trump.
Theme Song: "Bane Feels Your Pain - And Enjoys It!!"
Unfortunately, the Revolution turns out to be a replay
of the French Revolution, causing Trump's dead-racoon
hairpiece to plop into into a gullotine basket with
Trump's head still attached. Trump's torso, not so much.
* "My Five Sons"
New TV serial starring Mitt as Fred MacMurray,
with sons Faggart, Blitzen, Dopey, Track and Stream
Also starring Uncle Bubba Bunker, the grouchy, racist
conservative curmudgeon as the family cook, substitute
mother figure and Mitt's core constituency.
Oh, wait, two of those brats are Sara Palin's.
* Merger of Mormons with Jehovah's Witnesses
creating a new grassroots coalition, focusing on
their core competencies of pestering and annoying people,
with the goal to knock on doors and convert voters
one-at-a-time in order to create a solid, new super-majority
* "Who Wants To Marry A $250 Millionaire?"
New gameshow starring a bevy of gold-digging beauties
and Ann Romney as a Desperate Housewife with a Stepford Husband
* "No Apology For Going Rogue Right From the Start and
Straight-Shooting About the Case for America's Greatness"
A lucrative book-deal offering a compendium of conservative
intellectual philosophy. 7 pages.
* The Dark Knight Strikes Back
Romney and Ryan appearing as Batman and Robin
in a blockbuster movie about a reclusive billionaire
who wages war against the People in order to take
back democracy from lazy, ungrateful majority
foolishness.
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Mitt Romney: What's his next move?
They predict he will write a book, convinced that the daily
diary he kept on the campaign trail would make for a compelling
read.
StarTribune.comwww.startribune.com/politics/national/178029381.html
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Whales: We Owe Them An Apology: An All Creatures Animal Rights
All of God's creatures have rights, a fact that
... As the recent death of an orca trainer in Seaworld shows,
our interface with ...
www.all-creatures.org/articles/ar-apology.html
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No Apology: The Case for American Greatness | Orca Books
On his first presidential visit to address the European nations,
President Obama felt it necessary to apologize for America's
international power. He repeated that ...
www.orcabooks.com/google.../no-apology-case-american-greatness
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Eco Hacktivism - Code Orcacode
(A lot of you also requested a written apology, well here you go.) ...
Code Orca as a group is not necessarily encouraging this type of
behavior.
orca.com/2012/08/23/eco-hacktivism/
I am still opposed to whaling, but i would like to apologize for
what i've done to your small yet traditional community. (A lot
of you also requested a written apology, well here you go.) I
hope that you all get back into your daily routine, and that you,
in time, stop whaling. You won't i know, but it feels better to
hope for an end of it. I am sorry for all the trouble i have
caused, and pray for your forgiveness. Same with all those other
Scandinavian people who were offended by what i did.
If you were compromised during this event, i am deeply sorry for
it. If your website was hacked, i hope you also plan to patch
the SQL injectable holes in your websites, so no one else gives
you any trouble. I have deleted the leaked data, the dox will
remain because it is not my work, and it is entirely legal.
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http://stocknewsalerts.net/newsletter/cnn-breaking-news-mitt-
romney-almost-president
CNN Breaking News - Mitt Romney Almost President
Wednesday, Oct 10 12:02 PM by CNN Breaking News
Top Stories U.S.World
Business
Sports
Technology
Entertainment
TOP STORIES FROM CNN.COMCNN.com
More than 60 percent of votes will be in favor of Mitt Romney.
Republican Party's candidate is taking the lead in the race with
the current President, the Democratic Party's candidate, Barack
Obama.
FULL STORY
Revolution, which was anticipated so long ago, seems to have
started.
Recent events can easily escalate into violence and overflowing
anger.
FULL STORY
Dead whale found in Boston Harbor now drifts toward sea
Officials may never know what killed a whale found floating in
Boston Harbor as tides began to carry it toward the sea
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http://www.cracked.com/article_18421_6-insane-coincidences-you-
wont-believe-actually-happened.html
In 1838, future horror-god Edgar Allan Poe released a book
called The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket, his only
full novel. The book was such a bomb that Poe eventually agreed
with his critics that it was "a very silly book" (yet still good
enough to inspire heavyweights like Jules Verne and Herman
Melville to write Moby Dick and An Antarctic Mystery--yes, Poe
was a badass).
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http://www.angelfire.com/bc2/cryptodominion/cetaceans.html
Antarctic narwhal (Antarctic Ocean): Narwhals are strictly
Arctic animals; the water in temperate and tropical zones being
much too hot for them to survive. But, narwhals have been said
to live in the Anarctic region too, and there is one confirmed
sighting from Bransfield Strait in the Antarctic Ocean. If there
is an antarctic narwhal, it can't be a southren population of
the northern species becuase they are non-migratory and can't
leave frigid waters. Most likely a second species that developed
from the remnant population of a once-continuous distribution.
In simpler terms, narwhals may once have ranged throughout the
oceans, but slowly died off until they lived only at the poles,
the two populations diverging until they were seperate species.
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Donald Trump and Karl Rove lead calls for revolution - The Guardian
... We should have a revolution in this country! ... Bugarach:
the French village destined to survive the Mayan ...
www.guardian.co.uk - News - World news - US elections 2012
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GOP Superhero Donald Trump Calls For Revolution, Changes Mind
wonkette.com/.../gop-superhero-donald-trump-calls-for-revolution-
changes-mind
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Mitt Romney's Marie Antoinette Charge 'Laughable' Coming From
Mitt Romney: President Obama Out Of Touch Like Marie Antoinette - ...
Donald Trump Uses Twitter To Show The...
www.huffingtonpost.com/.../dnc-mitt-romney-barack-obama-marie- ...
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Luxury House: Maison de l'Amitie - Donald Trump Palace
$125,000,000.
.mostexpensivehouse.blogspot.com/.../maison-de-lamitie-donald-trum..
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French: "House of Friendship"
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books.google.com/books/about/A_Strange_Fire_Burning.html
A STRANGE FIRE BURNING:
A HISTORY OF THE FRIENDSHIP HOUSE MOVEMENT
by ELIZABETH LOUISE SHARUM, B.A., M.A. A DISSERTATION IN HISTORY
In these developments Friendship House was an important pioneer.
Because of the Bolshevik Revolution, Baroness de Hueck had been
plunged from the affluence of the Russian aristocracy
into the destitution of an impoverished exile.
Thus she could relate to the poor and oppressed and speak for
them with an understanding born of personal experiences
They knew the Negroes felt the need for a leader, and realized
how "Harlem throbbed with passionate anger at injustice" at
the time
Congress cut relief programs such as the WPA.
137 had lived through a revolution, and she could sense the
seriousness of the bitterness and frustration of many Negroes
during the war years when they were being denied their rights as
citizens while being expected--and willing--to shed their blood
in the war.
In the New York House, at least, there was a"little revolution"
of volunteers against the staff workers, even as there was of
the staff workers against the directora
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French Revolution << Witches Of The Craft
witchesofthecraft.com/tag/french-revolution/
Traditionally entitled "Empress," this major arcana or "trump"
card portrays the energy of the Great Mother.
In medieval Europe, the Empress card was painted to represent
whatever Queen currently ruled the land, probably to satisfy the
Inquisitors. But the scholars of the Renaissance and beyond had
no doubt of her true identity, although she could not be fully
revealed on Tarot cards as the "woman clothed with the sun"
until after the French Revolution.
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Why Batman's "The Dark Knight Rises" Is An Instant Conservative
Classic
The third film in the Batman series is a direct polemical
assault on the French Revolution and its political heirs, which
includes Occupy Wall ...
www.forbes.com/.../why-batmans-the-dark-knight-rises-is-an-instant-
Bane is a man who speaks for the 'oppressed' (his word) masses
against the upper classes. He is Gotham's revolutionary '
reckoning' who urges the people to 'storm' (again his words)
Blackgate prison and release the prisoners within. That's the
moment in the film at which I became sure that the French
Revolution theme was intentional. Bane, like Robespierre, the
real life villain of the French Revolution, uses the freed
prisoners as the vanguard of the revolution and as citizen
brigades to roust the affluent from their homes
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Affluent suburbs swing to debate-tested Romney - Conservative News
A pro-Romney affluent swing is confirmed by the internals of
some national polls. The 2008 exit poll showed Obama narrowly
carrying voters ...
www.humanevents.com/.../barone-affluent-suburbs-swing-to-debate-
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Mitt Romney is one of the Top 3,140 richest people in the United
... Romney's living situation: - A home in La Jolla, Calif., an
affluent ocean front .... Romney's homes in Massachusetts and
New Hampshire are held under the ...
.www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=11202300
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Romney/Ryan is Batman/Robin
think about it ...
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1954081/pg1Share
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The Dark Knight Rises Is Anti-Romney Conspiracy, Says Rush
Limbaugh attempted to inform his viewers of the left-wing
conspiracy that is The Dark Knight Rises , and how this "vicious,
fire-breathing
www.cinemablend.com/.../Dark-Knight-Rises-Anti-R...
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KNIGHT: Casting blame at conservatives for Romney's defeat
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/nov/16/casting-blame-at-
conservatives-for-romneys-defeat/
By Robert Knight
-
The Washington Times
Like clockwork, traditional-values voters are being blamed for
the failure of a moderate GOP presidential candidate.
In The Washington Post's Sunday Outlook section, consultant
Craig Shirley actually argued that because the GOP platform
calls for a constitutional marriage amendment, "Obama now
apparently holds the more correct conservative position on the
marriage issue."
Some of the well-meaning and not-so-well-meaning advisers are
using the talking points and incendiary language of the left.
Like California federal judge Vaughn Walker, they see only
"animus" toward homosexuals as a reason to support marriage as
the union of a man and a woman. Religion? History? Social
continuity? The well-being of children? Nope. It's only hatred.
Millions of boys and men who have been involved with the Scouts
support their moral stand against normalizing homosexuality.
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The Next Batman Bad Guy: Orca
Jul 23, 2008 - Chris Sims beat me to the punch on one of Batman's
most ridiculous villains, giving a great rundown on Orca, the
crazy marine biologist in an ...
nextbatmanbadguy.blogspot.com/2008/07/orca.html
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Bat-Villains Too Lame to Be in a Dark Knight Movie << Man Cave Daily
Jul 20, 2012 - Orca is a relatively recent Batman villain and
proof that Comic book writers come up with new characters by
typing "She has all of the powers of ...
mancave.cbslocal.com/.../villains-who-will-never-appear-in-a-
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http://www.the-isb.com/?p=442
Thar She Blows!
July 22, 2008 - Posted by Chris Sims Now that everyone's had
the weekend to see The Dark Knight and scrape their jaws up off
the floor, the conversations have trended from talking about
how awesome this movie was to speculating about how awesome the
next one's going to be.
Orca- who I don't think is ever actually called "Orca the Whale
Woman" in the comics?is already pretty well-known on the comics
blog circuit, but for those of you who aren't familiar with the
character, let me assure you: She's even more terrible than she
looks, and is pretty widely acknowledged as being one of the
worst Batman villains of the past decade. I'd feel pretty safe
in saying that we're all glad she's gone, but things being what
they are, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that there were a
bunch of degenerates on LiveJournal openly weeping when she was
capped in Face the Face.
I'll explain: Originally created by Larry Hama and Scott
McDaniel during a run that also gave us such villainous
luminaries as The Banner, who was essentially just Paul
Wingfield (the crazy militiaman from GI Joe #4) with an American
flag cape, Orca starred in the last story before Batman got good
again with the arrival of Ed Brubaker. Seriously, I think the
record'll back me up when I say that I've got some love for
Larry Hama's comics, but goddamn, that run was atrocious. It
doesn't help that Scott McDaniel always seemed to draw Batman in
mid-pelvic thrust?
...but it all ended up being justly criticized as one of the
worst runs on the title ever, and Orca just might be the worst
part.
So here's how it goes: Orca is in reality paraplegic marine
biologist Grace Balin, which I just realized when I was re-
reading it is a pun on baleen whales. So there's that.
In any case, it's just awful and the worst part is that it goes
on for three issues. That might not sound like much, since it's
about half of today's standard story arc, but trust me, when you'
re reading a comic where Batman argues morality and the class
system with Orca the Whale Woman, three months feels like a
Goddamn eternity.
To be fair, though, the story does have one redeeming quality,
and that is this:
An inexplicably hilarious picture of Alfred using a billion-
dollar Batcomputer to model Dr. Balin busting out of her jeans.
Say what you want about Orca, but that makes it all worth it.
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Batman: The Widening Gyre #3
Is that... a Narwhal? Oh god, it's a fucking Narwhal in a Batman
comic. I've officially seen everything there is to see. That
last panel needs a ...
scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/1146894.html
From: auggie18.insanejournal.com
His face is melting apparently because someone has inserted
something into his rectum.
From: unknownscribler.insanejournal.com
I'm guessing that something being the narwhal?
From: darklorelei.insanejournal.com
Oh man, I just disturbed the entire coffee shop.
From: deepspaceartist.insanejournal.com
Hey, if Aquaman wants to ride a Narwhal, he'll ride a narwhal.
Natural habitats are no obstacle for the king of the seas!
Nature obeys Aquaman's rules, not the other way around. :P
And really, he thought he was heading towards something Batman
was running (swimming) away from. That is exactly the situation
you need meter long horn/tooth things!
From: darklorelei.insanejournal.com
And way smaller to boot.
But a fucking narwhal! That's hilarious.
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Mitt Romney reboots as Aqua-Romney on Colbert Report | Robot 6
Aquaman has been the caudal fin butt of jokes since at least the
1970s, ... Romney campaign is only on their third reboot since
the convention.
robot6.comicbookresources.com/.../mitt-romney-reboots-as-aqua-ro...
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http://www.policymic.com/articles/12252/david-petraeus-for-vp-
cia-director-could-be-the-romney-game-changer-in-election-2012
David Petraeus For VP: CIA Director Could Be the Romney Game
Game Changer in Election 2012
Romney does not have to pick another Sarah Palin to shock the
world when he announces his VP pick, although this time around
it may be worth it.
Many conservatives are terrified about the prospect of another
gaffe-prone, lightening rod VP nominee
Romney can't afford to screw this up.
The deck is stacked perfectly for Romney to do what no
Republican could have done four years ago.
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Let Gen. Petraeus Discharge His Weapon - Lightly Braised Turnip
"Holly [Petraeus] transformed herself from the lithe young girl
into a bloated and gray whale of a woman." Sadly, as with so
many aging wives in ...
www.lightlybraisedturnip.com/let-petraeus-have-mistress/
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