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DEARLY BELOVED BEEZER
Senior Judge Robert R. Beezer, affectionately known as the
conservative "Hanging Judge" of the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of
Appeals has died (not from hanging, from something else, they said).
After being appointed in 1984 by President Ronald Reagan,
the Honorable Judge Beezer heard more than 10,000 cases
in his 28 years on the nation's largest federal appeals court,
and presided over approximately 10,000 hangings, none of which
were unconstitutionally cruel.
In Case No. 89-35210, 62 USLW 2522, 18 F.3d 662, etc, etc,
of Charles Rodman CAMPBELL, Petitioner-Appellant, versus
Tana WOOD, Superintendent, Washington State Walla Walla
Penitentiary, Judge Beezer, in writing for the majority said
that the affirmed writ of certiorari considered en banc
in the denial of the pending dissolution of the stay of
suborned evidentiary hearing, res ipsa loquitur, in lieu
of perpetuity of prima facie privity of habeas corpus petition
could be rendered ex facie and summarily denied, and that
futhermore hanging by the neck until dead was certainly
less cruel than embowelling alive, beheading, and quartering;
public dissection; and burning alive.
Beezer noted that in similar manner to how the eyes might bulge
out during a hanging, it was a well known fact that hanging can
often cause the male organ to bulge out in a death erection,
allowing the executed convict to enjoy a final orgasm in
addition to his final meal.
Our Dearly Beloved Judge Beezer leaves three childen- Geezer,
Sneezer, and Wheezer Beezer, and two grandchildren, Beaver and
Ebeneezer Beezer.
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http://www.metnews.com/articles/2012/beez040312.htm
Senior Judge Robert R. Beezer of the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of
Appeals has died.
Beezer practiced law from 1956 until 1984, when he was appointed
to the court by President Reagan
Judge Ronald Gould, also of Seattle, called Beezer "the model
and epitome of wise judicial statesmanship
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Court Upholds Use Of Hanging .Of .Ill- .Ruling Rejects Triple Appeal .
The state of Washington's procedures for hanging have safeguards
against decapitation or a slow death by strangling, wrote
Circuit Judge Robert Beezer of ...
news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1314&dat...id...sjid...
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http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1542135/1/City_Gone_Crazy
City Gone Crazy
misplaced-x-angel
Characters-
Fahmida- Convicted Felon
Joel- Aiding and Bedding a criminal
Liv- Split personalities, has an evil person living in her head
named Beezer
Fahmida- *mocking Nancy and making faces* Oh you'll like I like
him as much as I like this damn suit *twitch*
~Bellevue, Staff Member is interrogating Liv~
SM- Ok Liv how di-
Liv- My name is Darla!
SM- did you get your I.D. card and social security #?
Liv- *looks at an empty spaces in the room* Oh well, would you
look at that. Beezer, how did you get in here?
SM- Yeah ok Liv-uh I mean Darla.
Liv- *looks up at him* Yes Sir, how may I help you?
Benji- Hiiiiiii Liiiiiiv!
Liv- Hiiiii Mushu Man!
Benji- *Chinese accent* ooookaaay
Liv- been doing in here all by yourself?
Benji- Oh nothing stole Bruce's cell phone.*looks up at Liv*
Liv- *gasps* you did what? *talking to herself in deep "Beezer"
voice* he stole Bruce's cell phone *reg voice* I heard him the
first time Bozo *Beezer's voice* It's BEEZER! *reg voice* I know
that you twit!
Benji- *laughing* Liv, what are you talking about?
Liv- *Beezer voice turned slightly Chinese* Oooh, she crazy!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Numskulls
The strip first appeared in The Beezer in 1962 and was drawn by
Malcolm Judge. In this version they lived inside a man's head
rather than a boy's head. The man was never named, but the
Numskulls referred to him as "our Man".
The strip is about some tiny human like creatures that live
inside the head of Edd Case (a pun on head case), a boy, and
control his actions.
We can see the typical interaction between the numskulls in the
story "An Alarm clock gives them a shock" which appeared in The
Beezer Book 1980. "Our Man" is pictured asleep in the first
panel and in the second we see Luggy in the Ear Dept. awoken by
the sound of the alarm clock next to "our Man's" bed. Using an
intercom system Luggy sends a message to Brainy that the alarm
clock is ringing. Brainy, in turn uses his intercom system to
wake up all the other numskulls and feeds the written message
"Switch off alarm!" into the suggestion box. We then see "our
Man" thinking "Noisy alarm! I'll switch it off. Where is it?" In
the following panel we see Luggy informing Brainy that the alarm
is still ringing whilst Brainy reads a print-out from the
computer "Where is it?".
It transpires that Blinky, who is in charge of the man's eyes,
has neglected his duty by staying in bed. The other two
Numskulls burst into his department and force him out of bed.
Grumbling, Blinky opens the man's eyes with a hand-crank whilst
Brainy and Luggy stow his bedding in cabinets under the eyes. In
the last panel we see "our Man" reflecting that he couldn't open
his eyes this morning
The Numskulls stood out from the other comic strips in the
Beezer in that it addressed the metaphysical questions that
fascinate children and philosophers such as - where do thoughts
come from and why do people do as they do?
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Glasgow language Baccy Backie Bahookie Baltic Bampot Bamstick
Beezer / Beazer, Something good, Oh ya beezer - now Ah can get
totally rat- arsed fur a week." I have just found a wallet on ...
You don't give a hang for the wife!
glaswegian.info/Glasgow-language-Baccy-Backie-Bahookie-Baltic-B...
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http://howiesrestaurant.blogspot.com/2012_01_01_archive.html
An in fact the only thing we've done since buying Howies back
mid-December is to rehang this amazing battered copper
chandalier which was originally an gas fired one in the
Victorian era. Tis a thing of beauty so much so it's being
lowered during the refurb so you can see it properly...it's a
beezer (Scots slang for a beautiful example) and was hanging in
the very first Howies we opened 21 years ago
Lordy it's tasty stuff.
The head chef cooks everything on the menu. Every starter, every
main course and every pud and then we all get together to taste
and give feedback as to what's good, great and an absolute
beezer.
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Cancel the Astronauts << The Tidal Wave of Indifference
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mark the passing
of one of Edinburgh's finest beat combos of recent years,
... It's a beezer.
thetidalwaveofindifference.com/tag/cancel-the-astronauts/
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Euthanasia
There is no one like him in the earth, a blameless and upright
man, fearing ... In the area of the courts, Ninth Circuit Judge
Robert R. Beezer
www.angelfire.com/sd/ambersranch/collegepaper.htmlCached
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Robert R. Beezer, Conservative Voice on Liberal Court, Dies at 83
Judge Robert R. Beezer, who brought a conservative voice to one
of the more liberal federal appeals courts in the United States,
the Ninth ...
.www.wildblue.cc ? ... ? Odds-n-Ends ? Off-Topic
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http://www.fanstory.com/displaystory.jsp?id=419880
Beezer's Fountain by Captain Jack
As a self-proclaimed progressive in an otherwise conservative
neighborhood, I was tickled to see a whacked-out artist move in
across the street.
The day I walked over to welcome him to the neighborhood, I
found him in his front yard, dressed like a Haight Ashbury
hippie. I watched him arranging some large, odd-shaped objects
that could've been animals or people or just blobs of his
imagination. Greeting him, I nodded at his handiwork. "That
ought to liven up this neighborhood."
He shot me a self-gratifying smirk only an artist could fashion.
"You like it, man?"
Not that I understood the stuff, but I couldn't deny its curious
appeal. "Love it." I thrust my hand out. "Jack Wisdom."
"Call me Beezer." He clutched my hand, simultaneously patting my
shoulder. "Always like to meet an admirer of good art."
I basked in his compliment. "So you met any other neighbors yet?"
He gazed around at the neighboring houses. "Not really. They'll
drive by and glance over. One guy in a red Hummer stopped and
stared. When I waved, he just shook his head and drove off."
"Ah, that'd be Ralph Jasper. King of the rednecks." I chuckled.
"This ain't exactly Woodstock around here, Beezer. Don't let
these guys faze you."
A week later, as I approached my driveway, I glimpsed a large,
cylindrical edifice in Beezer's yard, towering above his other
works. Focusing my eyes, I beheld an eight foot penis. It stood
proud, circumcised and, literally, erect. I could cope with
other body parts--maybe some big, shiny buttocks or a tasteful
pair of boobs--but something about a grandiose penis jolted my
dignity. My "freedom-of-expression" tolerance evaporated as I
anticipated this tribute to manhood exposing itself to my nine-
year-old daughter, Katy. Though I'd christened myself a free-
thinker, I drew the line at public hard-ons.
That evening I couldn't shake the phallic monstrosity from my
mind. I briefly considered stealing it, but envisioned my mug
shot in the newspaper with the headline: "Man grabs penis, flees."
If it distressed me to this extent, I knew that prickly monument
must infuriate my more reactionary neighbors
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Death erection - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Out of eleven cases of cerebellar hemorrhage, erection of the
penis was noted six times by Serres. Death by hanging is often
accompanied by partial erection.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erectionCached - Similar
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Fireside Tales by Beezer (Story Thread) Episode Seventeen
Said Beezer breaking the uneasy silence hanging over the group. .....
"I didn't mean it literally! ...... Nanron answered slowly, as
he methodically moved each limb trying to judge just how much
damage was done during the fall
rasalvatoreforums.yuku.com/.../Fireside-Tales-by-Beezer-Story-Thre...
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Senate Dems Confident to Fly, But "Cover Your Beezers!" - Fox News
Per Turner/Senate: Senate Democratic leaders, when asked if they
would get on commercial flights, told.
politics.blogs.foxnews.com/.../senate-dems-confident-fly-cover-your-...
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Beezer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Beezer may refer to: The Beezer, a British children's comic;
Beezer (computing), an archiving tool for BeOS and Haiku
operating systems, see List of BeOS ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beezer
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Senator's Swine Flu Warning: "Cover your beezers!"
www.politicsdaily.com/.../senators-swine-flu-warning-cover-your-be..
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Amazon.com: The Legacy of Beezer and Boomer: Lessons on Living
and Dying
"If you share your life with pets who are truly your best
friends or family, you must read Doug Koktavy's book. You'll
relate to his life with his beloved Beezer and ...
www.amazon.com/The-Legacy-Beezer-Boomer.../dp/098212600X
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BEEZERFEST TROPHY
PLEASE help me realize my lifelong dream to meet Alice Cooper
backstage at a concert. A VIP backstage pass costs $500 and
I don't have it ...
www.ibizan-hound.com/beezerfest_trophy.htm
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beezerbub nominated Sockamillion for a Shorty Award
The Shorty Awards honor the best content producers on social
media: Twitter, Facebook, Foursquare, Tumblr.
shortyawards.com/beezerbub/statuses/33HF
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http://www.riverfronttimes.com/2011-03-17/culture/st-louis-
shakespeare-nose-its-cyrano/
Leave It to Beezer: St. Louis Shakespeare nose its Cyrano
Panache is the code by which Cyrano (Todd Gillenardo) lives his
life as a nobleman/soldier in seventeenth-century France. It
means one must duel for personal honor while composing a poem
about the duel
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beezer - the definition you can understand
Beezer is a slang term referring to your nose. (noun). An
example of beezer is the nose in the middle of your face with
which you smell things. YourDictionary ...
www.yourdictionary.com ? Dictionary Definitions
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Drag Queen Grover Shawl Scarf for Beezerbub by noellenoodle
This is a private listing for Beezerbub! Please dont buy it!
Crazy handspun art yarn with merino and mohair plied with
iridescent beads strung
www.etsy.com/listing/404568/drag-queen-grover-shawl-scarf-for
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Charlie Brooker: Your brain may control your computer, but who's
Traditional mind-control systems - and the fact that any mind-control
..... Brings to mind 'The Beezer's' Numbskulls - now they would
have had
www.guardian.co.uk/.../2011/.../beware-mind-controlled-computers
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If avian flu doesn't get us, the political Numskills will
- Niall Ferguson
When I was a boy, I was an avid reader of The Beezer.
... Most of the action in The Numskulls took place within
a human head that was operated by a small team of homunculi.
""""Blinky"""" controlled the eyes, """"Brainy"""" the brain,
.... Today the Numskulls doing the most to lobotomise
the global mind are to ...
www.niallferguson.com/site/FERG/.../GeneralArticle.aspx?pageid...
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http://www.nacdl.org/criminaldefense.aspx?id=16330
Judge Beezer designed Ms. Lee as the sole death penalty clerk in
his chambers. In that role, Ms. Lee reviewed and analyzed every
death penalty case that came before Judge Beezer during her term.
During her tenure as Judge Coughenour's law clerk, Ms. Lee
prepared bench memos on numerous death penalty cases and drafted
orders for the judge's signature. As a result of her experience
in the district and circuit chambers, she was appointed by Judge
Beezer to serve on the circuit's task force to update procedures
for processing habeas petitions in the court.
In both of her clerkships, Ms. Lee worked on death penalty matters.
Recently, Ms. Lee represented Daniel McGowan, an environmental
activist accused of domestic terrorism in connection with arson
in the Western United States. Ms. Lee moved for production of
NSA surveillance of the defendants in the case, which led to
successful hearings and plea negotiations. Ms. Lee has also
represented clients in international terrorism investigations.
For example, shortly after September 11, dozens of Middle
Eastern truck drivers were rounded up around the United States,
on the suspicion that they might drive trucks loaded with
hazardous materials into American buildings. Ms. Lee and her
partner Jeff Robinson represented a client arrested and taken
into custody in the Seattle area. Since 2001, Ms. Lee has been a
frequent speaker on the Patriot Act, the National Security
Administration's domestic surveillance program, national
security letters, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, and
domestic terrorism.
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World Trade Centre [Archive] - Bitbender Forums
Oct 18, 2001 - dammit Beezer its good to hear from you. You and
lurch and .... What about the people who died in the Pentagon
crash? :confused: :grr: :mad: ...
www.bitbenderforums.com/vb22/archive/index.php/t-3101.htmlCached
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