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KING OF KINGS IN THE CHRISTMAS CABBAGE COLLECTION
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King Jesus & the cabbage dilemma:
To remove the politics from Christmas is ... They remind me of
the cats, each smaller than the other, in Dr. Seuss's The ...
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What's the worst... | Facebook
This was during the insane "Cabbage Patch craze" that swept the
nation! I stayed awake at night and dreamed about the doll for
months before Christmas. ...
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http://www.word-detective.com/2010/01/05/how-the-cow-ate-the-cabbage/
To tell someone how the cow ate the cabbage" means to tell the
person the unvarnished truth, even if the person would rather
not hear it.
"How the cow ate the cabbage" is a folk saying of the southern
US, most often heard in Texas and Arkansas, and probably dates
back to at least the 1940s. It comes from the punchline to a
joke that would, in that period, have been considered at least
slightly "off-color." Here goes:
A circus had arrived in a small town, and one morning one of the
elephants managed to escape. The fugitive pachyderm made its way
to the backyard garden of an elderly (and very near-sighted)
woman, where it began hungrily uprooting her cabbages with its
trunk and eating them. Alarmed by the apparition in her garden,
the woman called the police, saying, "Sheriff, there's a big cow
in my garden pulling up my cabbages with its tail!" "What's the
cow doing with them?" he asked, to which the woman replied, "You
wouldn't believe me if I told you!"
Hey, I never said the joke was actually funny. In any case, the
nicely alliterative "to tell someone how the cow ate the cabbage"
quickly came to be a Southern catchphrase meaning "to tell
someone a truth they don't want to hear" (which, of course, is
exactly what the woman in the joke refuses to do). In the "tell
someone off" sense it also carries the rude implication of
telling someone where they can stow the matter or object of
contention.
By the time of the Civil War, "to see the elephant" had come to
mean specifically "to experience combat for the first time" and
thus to have learned the brutal truth about war.
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... Jesse, Ben, Jordan, and Pat Pat with the tour guide
Maria Carmen Jesus made from an elephant tusk La
Mesquita de Cordoba ...
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The Elephant - Jesus -is-Lord.com
The life span of many wild elephants is cut short by poachers.
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The Cabbage Patch: Jesus Christ is Risen Today, Alleluia
.. Jesus Christ is risen today, Alleluia! our triumphant holy
day, Alleluia! who did once upon the cross, Alleluia! suffer to
redeem our loss. Alleluia!
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Drag Queen Bitch Fight! Hedda Lettuce on a Rampage! - New York ...
... Drag comic Hedda Lettuce generally wears green from head to
toe, but lately she's been seeing red. ... on between some of
the drag queens who flash a lacquered smile while wishing they
could ... if it's that bitter, it's cabbage! ...
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Kinda Kitschy: Cabbage Patch Jesus
... Cabbage Patch Jesus. Something tells me Jesus would not be
pleased. I would make some funny, sarcastic comment if the
product description ...
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Leafy Queen - Columns | Improper Bostonian
Hedda Lettuce (real name Steven Polito) is a drag comedian and
singer. ... Have you ever played with a Cabbage Patch doll?
Goodness, no. Cabbage makes me ...
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Tongue-twister - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
... Blaukraut und Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid" (Red cabbage
stays red cabbage ... (The rat nibbled the clothes of the Roman
King, and the angry Queen tore the rest .) ... The children's
book Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss consists almost entirely of ...
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German Culture
The word "Sauerkraut" comes directly from the German Sauerkraut,
which literally translates to "sour cabbage". Sauerkraut is a
typical dish of German cuisine. ...
www.germanculture.com.ua/
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Germans discover a cabbage-loving gene
... I LOVE cabbage, and sauerkraut. Since I'm only 1/4 German, ...
12:10:29 PM PST by RepoGirl (Rottweilers are republican; all
cats vote nader.) ...
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OSS Morale Operations Black Propaganda Operation Sauerkraut
.. The data below is from a large number of official Sauerkraut
documents in my .... His family was persecuted and his father
was shot by the Nazis. ..... Castelnuovo and disseminate MO
material among Republican fascist troops, ...
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Woman pepper sprays other Black Friday shoppers - Debates ...
Leading up to Christmas, if you had a Cabbage Patch doll that
you were willing ..... Hint: nobody here tried to defend the
collective insanity known as black friday. ...
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Tyga - T RAW lyrics
[Verse 1] Last King, Golds on My colar bone fresh ... Leave you
face swoll leave a cabbage pach punching bag.
Doctor Seuss niggas yous a pussy cat in a hat ...
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Meggie's Favorite Quotes
Martin Luther King .... Of cabbages, and kings, and why the sea
is boiling hot. ..... Dr. Seuss "Be the change you want to see
in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi ...
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The Irish Times - Jesus rises from cabbage field
... A statue of Jesus Christ that its builders say will be the
largest in the world is fast rising from a Polish cabbage field
where local officials hope it ...
www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/.../breaking50.html
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Elephant tiptoes to reach a cabbage in Hamburg zoo | The Sun |News
... ELEPHANT balances on 'tiptoe' on a ledge as it stretches its
trunk to accept a cabbage.
www.thesun.co.uk/.../Elephant-tiptoes-to-reach-a-cabbage-in-Hamburg-zoo.html
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0016776/news?year=2009
The Hedda Lettuce "Poseidon Adventure" Screening Part Deux!
Regarding David Savage's report earlier today on our web site
about tomorrow's New York City screening of The Poseidon
Adventure hosted by drag queen Hedda Lettuce, comes Retro
columnist Tom Lisanti's perspective:
Drag legend Hedda Lettuce hosts a tribute screening to the
granddaddy of all disaster movies
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UGM-73 Poseidon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Tests had already shown that Polaris missiles could be operated
without problems in ... Poseidon could deliver up to fourteen
W68 thermonuclear warheads ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UGM-73_Poseidon
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Were there any gay greek or roman gods? - Yahoo! Answers
... Is Poseidon (in greek mythology) really gay? What are some
INTERESTING facts about Apollo the greek god? ...
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid...
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Poseidon - Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Poseidon is the god of the Seas and Gay Sailors... or at least
burly men ... Poseidon was replaced by the Roman goddess of the
Sea Sailor Neptune, she is a ...
wikiality.wikia.com/Poseidon
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Repeat Youtube video "UNDERWATER NUKE - "POSEIDON" IN REAL LIFE ...
If you ever watched the amazing movie "Poseidon", you will know
the power of water and the weakness of a ship. In an underwater
nuclear explosion, ...
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Fanfic: Poseidon and Tyson go Grocery Shopping, Percy Jackson ...
... He grabbed hit and stabbed the cabbage with it. Poseidon
yanked the cabbage off of the tip of his trident and threw it
into the shopping cart. ...
m.fanfiction.net/s/6156375/1/
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Welcome to Cabbage Farm!
.. Able to perform miracles such as turning gold into pure
cabbage, Jesus makes sure that everything runs smoothly on
Cabbage Farm. An avid ...
www.somethingawful.com/d/news/welcome-cabbage-farm.php
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Cabbage Patch Kids - Sincerely Insane
Anyway, I was wondering if there was any way I could get my
hands on ten or eleven Cabbage Patch dolls before the Christmas
rush begins. ...
www.sincerelyinsane.com/archives_2007/cabbage_patch_kids.htm
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Christmas Costumes Bring the Holiday Spirit
The weather outside is frightful but shoppers can look
delightful in festive holiday attire.
One more action to take before is to write down precisely what
type you will be anticipating your electrical slip rings
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Holidaze is Christmas gone wild at the Bushnell
Gingerbread men flip in mid air toy soldiers march on thin wires
icemen sculpt breathtaking creations penguins spin puppets dance
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Holidaze is the Cirque Dreams show created since by Goldberg who
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It was not only the ticket prices that drew them
From its repertory of more than productions it staged half a
dozen each season including old reliables like Puccinis B and
rarely heard works like an opera by the Brazilian composer
Carlos Gomes. All the sexual enhancement products we sell at
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company
Many alumni went on to sing with major companies, including the
Metropolitan Opera among them are the tenors George Shirley and
Neil Shicoff and the mezzo-soprano Mignon Dunn.
Critics routinely praised Amatos dramatic snap and sparkle if
not always its singing But if the companys later productions
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dog groomers that did nothing to dim the ardor of Amatos
perennially devoted audience
For the faithful who returned year after year to the seat
theater at Bowery near Bond Street, a night at the Amato also
offered the chance a rare thing in this city to witness grand
opera as participatory democracy.
The demand for some of the most popular electronics equipment in
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went on.Therefore on this auspicious day it becomes the duty of
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dress
Christmas cat costumes prompt scratches, not thanks
Now Im not normally someone who goes to the store and buys
things that I dont really need. But this was pure gold The cat
in the picture looked really happy.
Even though Ive never put a single shred of fabric on these cats,
wedding dresses under 1000 they both ran away. I dont know if it
was the crazed look in my eye while I crept toward them holding
their new holiday attire or if this is something they are told
about as kittens, but they sensed danger.If an original
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or manufacturer Then one at a time I grabbed them up and dressed
them.
Little Black Dress event planned
Last years hit fundraiser The Little Black Dress Charity Bash
sponsored by the Wallace State Community College Alumni
Association was such a popular event that tickets started
selling early this year.This years LBD will be held at TP
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The waiters are an eclectic group drawing from all segments of
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Banking and lending institutions will be well represented by
Charlie Nesmith President and Executive Lending Officer of
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Event Coordinator LaDonna Allen has garnered gifts and prizes
for the silent auction including wine and margarita glasses
which are skillfully hand-painted by WSCC students
EMC and Greenplum Dress Elephant for IT Parade
On Wednesday EMC announced a data analytics platform that starts
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the Greenplum database much more easily now said Luke Lonergan
Greenplum CTO Vice President and Co-Founder.
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of its founder, What is it about the herbal substances included
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software that dices huge amounts of data and spreads the pieces
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BEE GEES - PAPER MACHE, CABBAGES KINGS LYRICS
... Elephant's tusks and autograph books people you don't meet /
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la / Jimmy had a bomb and
the bomb went bang ...
www.kovideo.net/paper-mache-cabbages-kings-lyrics-bee-gees-176609.html -
Paper mache and telegraph poles things go dead in the night
Make enough noise to make enough noise
Makes you want to jump with fright
Elephant's tusks and autograph books people you don't meet
Haven't got a bed to lay my head shoes to fit my feet
Don't be scared you're better off than nothing
You're answering to no one paper mache
Jimmy had a bomb and the bomb went bang
Jimmy was everywhere
Jimmy had a bomb and the bomb went bang
Jimmy was everywhere
Jimmy had a bomb and the bomb went bang
Jimmy was everywhere
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la
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