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Subject: Re: 14 July 1789
Date: Fri, 01 Aug 2003 11:28:01 -0400
Organization: de mortuis nil nisi bonum
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Paul Heslop wrote:
>
> elag wrote:
>
> > > Oh dear. My wife loves pork pies too. I, however, once ate one in a pub
> > > and was violently ill for days afterwards. It could have been the beer
> > > or the pie, but my body will not allow mew to eat another... or even
> > > smell them sometimes!
> >
> > Oh sure... but you never even thought about giving up beer... and I bet
> > you still scarf down plenty of sausages. Do you pale at the sight of a
> > porkpie hat?
>
> :O) I am totally Teetotal.
Earl Grey, Darjeeling or Lapsang Souchong?
> I hated the stuff with a vengeance. I do like
> sausages, but they're not easy to eat without teeth
I prefer my sausages without any teeth... I bet you could eat them with
a bridge... not London, dental.
> >
> > >
> > > > > > I say if it's bigger than you, stand on a chair. But watch out you
> > > > > > don't hit your head on the ceiling.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Heh! I once tried climbing up the stairs and leaping from the top but it
> > > > > was too quick for me!
> > > >
> > > > I guess it's back to the wool mill with you, then.
> > >
> > > Yeah, at least that way I could just fall on it!
> >
> > I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about "woolgathering".
>
> Or pulling the wool over someone's eyes
If you do that too often you may be forced to appear before a man
sitting on a woolsack.
....
> >
> > > That Blackadder bit was funny though, specially
> > > when the ghost is trying to tell everyone that Edmund killed him.
> >
> > Yeah, hopefully they'll come around to rerunning that again on PBS. For
> > the time being I've got Bean.
>
> not much comparison. Do you get the animated one? Argh!
I'd rather not waste my time on it, but I think it was here for awhile.
I do like the original, though. I've always preferred characters who,
mainly, keep their mouths shut.
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