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FAB, The Nuclear Detergent
FAB is an all-temperature detergent,
for cold-water washing, and warm temperatures
up to 15000000 degrees Celsius, approximately
the temperature of the interior of the Sun.
FAB cleanses not only dirty collars and
ground-in dirt, but ground-zero sins such
as homophobia, religious hatred, and racism.
Color-safe FAB contains 20 Mule-Team Borax and
radioactive Boron, which is not only an effective
laundry detergent to get your wash instantly clean,
but at low temperatures, becomes an effective insulator,
an therefore an electric current deterrent.
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http://www.guardian.co.uk:80/russia/
article/0,,2194707,00.html
Analysts said Mr Putin's latest remarks were designed
to reassure his public that Russia still had
an effective nuclear deterrent
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3. (WO/1995/006101) STABILIZED ENZYME SOLUTION
AND DETERGENT PREPARED ...
(FR) SOLUTION D'ENZYMES STABILISES ET DETERGENT
PREPARE A PARTIR DE CELLE-CI ... contains a cation
having an effective nuclear charge greater than 2.6. ...
www.wipo.org/pctdb/en/wo.jsp?wo=1995006101
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10. Talk:National Security Agency
- Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
... the way has the same ambivalence about the 'the' as with NSA,
but CIA does not. ... other hand, NSA's bill is for the entire
facility including the fab plant and ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:National_Security_Agenc...
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. DOE Document - Structure and dynamics of the
membrane-bound form of the filamentou...
... in detergent micelles are characterized in solution
by nuclear magnetic ... vesicles.^The effective molecular
weight of the detergent-micelle complex is ca. ...
www.osti.gov/energycitations/product.biblio.jsp?os.
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9. The nuclear envelope lamina network has elasticity and a ...
T= 12r?P The effective strain on the nuclear envelope was
determined from the ....
Detergent treatment perforates nuclear membranes,
allowing free entry of ...
jcs.biologists.org/cgi/content/full/117/20/4779
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46. Nuclear fallout - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Water and detergent washing is effective on removing
less than about 50% of this ... radioactivity Fission
product Nuclear fallout Plutonium in the ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fallout
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2. A Money Laundromat For Nukes Keeps It All That Much Cleaner
Libya's secret nuclear purchase included the entire kit and
kaboodle for a ... for the do-it-yourself nuclear weapons kit,
the chicanery laundromat worked ...
www.spacewar.com/reports/A_Money_Laundromat_For_Nu...
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3. Ghosts of the Past 4
Ronald Reagan, host of "Death Valley Days"
Checking out the jerk line. ... OLD BORAX ROADS OF
THE MOJAVE. 20 Mule Team Route ...
www.owensvalleyhistory.com/20_mule_team2/page9c.ht...
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90. Laundromat Death Baffles Town
World; Entertainment; Religion; Corrections; Metro; H
ealth; Post Magazine; Archives ...
Down the street at the Speed Wash Laundromat,
George Crabtree was stuffing wet clothes into ...
www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005...
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5. RONALD REAGAN
Ronald Reagan lived the ultimate American Dream, turning rags
into riches, ... charming Ronald Reagan in 1965-1966 for
sponsor Twenty Mule Team Borax until ...
www.wiwfarm.com/reagan.html
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4. BORAX (Hydrated Sodium Borate)
Borax is a complex borate mineral that is found in playa
lakes and other evaporite deposits. The basic structure of borax
contains chains of interlocking BO 2 (OH) triangles and BO ...
mineral.galleries.com/minerals/carbonat/borax/bora...
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9. Neutrinos from the Sun
... importance, the decay of radioactive boron, 8B,
produces the most energetic ...
from the decay of radioactive boron, 8B, produced
when 7Be captures ...
www.sns.ias.edu/~jnb/Papers/Popular/Scientificamer...
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13. Grow a Borax Snowflake
Grow your own sparkling clear or colored borax snowflakes.
chemistry.about.com/cs/howtos/ht/boraxsnowflake.ht...
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1. The Safe Use of Boric Acid and Boron No. 10
Based on this data, boric acid and Boron No. 10 are not
significantly different in toxicity than common table salt.
In addition, both boric acid and Boron ...
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11. boron -- Britannica Online Encyclopedia
Pure crystalline boron is a black, lustrous, semiconductor;
i.e., it conducts electricity like a metal at high temperatures
and is almost an insulator at low temperatures.
www.britannica.com/eb/article-9080773/boron
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. Hypho-man
In order to defuse Professor Malheur's Boron Bomb, Hypho-Man enlists
the aid of Doc ... What better team could be assembled to
overcome the Boron Bomb than ...
www.natbat.com/docs/boron.htm
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2. Fab - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Fab (brand), a frozen confectionery; Fab (detergent),
marketed by Colgate-Palmolive ...
Fab (nightclub), a gay nightclub located in Manila, Philippines ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAB
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13. Fast & Fabulous: How to Clean a Dirty (or Very Dirty) Bicycle
New York's Lesbian and Gay Cycling Club ... in this article
is available through the Fast and Fab ... is to spray the
non-moving parts with an eco-friendly detergent ...
www.fastnfab.org/bikecleaning.htm
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2. NUCLEAR PHYSICS ELECTRONICS DESIGN AND FABRICATION
NUCLEAR PHYSICS ELECTRONICS DESIGN AND FABRICATION.
The DOE seeks developments in detector instrumentation electronics
with improved energy, position and ...
www.science.doe.gov/sbir/solicitations/FY%202006/4...
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19. Queer Eye: Find the Products Used On Episodes Of Queer Eye ...
The Fab Five is back in New York to help out one of their own:
a hapless gay guy who came out only a year ago. With his new
found lifestyle, ...
www.bravotv.com/Queer_Eye/productguide
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. inetbot - experimental web and usenet crawler
Full experimental and research oriented web and ...
Really, what do straight men know about fabric? ...
What do straight men know about fabric? Really. (Text. ...
groups.inetbot.com/showgrp/alt_psurrealism_s132.ht...
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53. Involvement - Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Transgendered Student Support
Freshman Advocacy Board (FAB) Lavender Commencement Celebration.
LGBTQ Faculty & Staff Alliance ... FAB coordinates activities for
LGBT & Ally Freshmen. ...
www.usc.edu/student-affairs/glbss/involvement07.ht...
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3. Zippy the Pinhead - Wikiquote
Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! -
Zippy, Zippy the Pinhead. Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON GUYS! ...
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Zippy_the_Pinhead
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2. FAB Code Computations of a 1-KT Nuclear Free-Air Blast Wave to Low ...
The FAB hydrodynamic computer code was developed for computing
the blast flow characteristics of a nuclear free-air blast wave.
stinet.dtic.mil/oai/oai?verb=getRecord&metadataPre...
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