Create a Myth and call it Global warming. Convince world leaders and
governments that all the facts are correct. Also suggest this is a fantastic
money making scheme.
Tell the public they are the cause, in a hundred so years the planet will be
shot. Think of your future generations and the effect it will have on them.
It's always good to pull the heart strings, always set a target well into
the future. Bit like the after life we will never know.
Legislate taxes and enforce lower emissions to all. (exceptions as always)
Possible effect (long term obviously)
Businesses fail, third world unable to develop. Millions left jobless,
manufacturing ceases. Ideally the weak and poor are left totally dependant
on hand outs, sitting at home in the dark waiting for the next ration of
fuel/energy at the mercy of those in total power. Eventually we recede back
to cavemen (sorry cave persons) Hunter gatherer.
Mean while the planet still gets warmer. Around 1400 the planets temp was 5
degrees hot than in modern time, this period lasted for 300 years or so,
they should have banned all industry then, congestion charge on horse and
cart might have worked. The Polar bears must have been steaming.
C02 is bad, C02 is natural. Man is destroying the plant with global warming.
If we had special vision we could see the damage we are causing, that is if
we could see through the suns emissions which really control the climate.
Other threats and possible advantages of global warming.
Asteroids: If you live in a cave possible chance of survival.
Aliens: If you live in a cave you can hide.
Terrorism: No problems cannot travel long distances, would probably blow up
before reaching destination.
Disease: You will all die. No shit!
Acid rain: No problem your cave rocks will filter all that nasty acid away.
Stress: No problem, no job, no mortgage on cave.
Obesity: No problem we all live on grass and rabbits.
I'm sure I've probably missed a few.
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