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Thomas Keske (TKeske@Comcast.net) 2006/07/30 13:02

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To the People of Germany:

Please forgive U.S. President George W. Bush's inappropriate
sexual touching of German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

Our American President is profoundly retarded, and cannot
be held responsible for his own actions.  We ask for your
compassionate understanding.

It you carefully examine the series of photos, it possible
that Bush's intent was not at all sexual in nature.  He was
perhaps attempting merely to get his hands around her neck,
in an effort to make his own "regime change", as has
frequently been his style.  Please be assured that any
ill-considered attempt at regime change would have been done
purely with the best interests of the German people in mind,
just as he has had the best interests of the Iraqi people
in his heart.

When you judge America, please remember to have a sense
of fair balance, and not to blame all Americans with the
same, broad brush.    Our national leaders, because of their
limited mental capacities, are completely innocent and
blameless human beings.  It is the everyday and average
Americans, all across the country, who repeatedly elect
these leaders, who must ultimately accept the responsibility.

Thank you for your patience.

Tom Keske


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