RESPONSIBILTIES OF THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH
* undermining the civil rights
* mining the harbors
* strip-mining the purple mountain's majesty
* guaranteeing the tyranny of the majority
* deploying the military
* denying the right to marry
* dumping the toxic sludges
* nominating the right-wing judges
* cutting down the trees
* partying with the Saudis
* underfunding the levees
* invading other countries
* pandering to the right-wing
* working on your golf swing
* increasing the wealth disparities
* slush-funding the faith-based charities
* installing the voting machines
* sending in the Marines
* building more prisons
* bringing on the nucular terrism
* installing a righteous morality
* increasing the rate of mortality
* making up the lies
* insulting our allies
* authorizing the torture
* raising the global temperature
* building up the armaments
* tearing down the environment
* running up the deficit
* starting nasty arguments
* initiating international incidents
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