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Subject: Re: H0llyw00d Flatlands
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Date: Sun, 27 Jul 2003 02:56:24 GMT
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elag wrote:
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> Paul Heslop wrote:
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> > elag wrote:
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> > > Paul Heslop wrote:
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> > > > > > > Paul Heslop wrote:
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> > > > > > > > elag wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > Any other interesting thing ever happen at the woolmill?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > :O) There was method in our madness. The cartons had to be in the bay to
> > > > > > > > > > be destroyed, where the wool was coming into the mill by crane and was
> > > > > > > > > > hardly ever on the ground level for long.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I see. I so liked the idea of climbing mountains of wool...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yeah, sometimes it was kind of fun, but the money was very very bad.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Baa-aa-aa-aad?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was foreman and I could hardly feed myself.
> > > > >
> > > > > I Sheepishly admit that it was just another one of my Baa Baa Baad jokes.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm resisting telling another one now about forks.
> > > > >
> > > > > <must bite tongue>
> > > >
> > > > Never liked tongue myself, specially since I lost my teeth!
> > >
> > > Oh, a tongue is far more useful, but it doesn't make as good a necklace.
> > > I really do think that a big old cow's tongue looks quite nice,
> > > especially in a cow's mouth.
> >
> > Probably tastes much better then too :O)
>
> Once I imagined a poet trapped in a cow's body:
>
> "Ah... never to chew sweet cud again... sweet grass... sweet sweet
> grass, alas..."
"Alas, I'll pass, for the best rhyme for grass is
ass"
> > > I think we need a few more funny looking cars like bug eyed sprites,
> > > Fiat 100s and Citroen 2CVs to counterbalance the bane of SUVs.
> >
> > Yeah, Bonds were never popular on the scale of Reliant, but there were
> > odd ones on the road and the Bond Bug became at least reasonably
> > successful. Of course designing a car with cloth doors in britain is
> > suicidal!
> > My personal favourite for weird was these
> > http://www.andmas.co.uk/travel_new/bubble/bubble.htm
> > My uncle went on his honeymoon in one! You climb in by opening the whole
> > front of the car.
>
> Yes, I was trying to come up w/ that one. I likethem... perfect for
> driving from the front to the back yard. Seriously, they make a perfect
> city car for you can park 2 to a space.
You must like the Smart Cars then?
--
Paul. (This machine will, will not communicate)
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