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CLEMENTINE
They said they they were a kind of kinder klan
except when they were being clandestine
and killing secretly, with excited whispers,
like kids with the keys to the candy store
That is how they fight the culture war
Of thee I sing:
~ ~ ~
Oh, my darling, oh, my darling
Clandestine Clementine
You are lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Clementine
On the surface, it is seeming
that you're really on a roll
Your crime careers, they are careening
ever more dangerously, out of control
Crazy climate, corrupt clergy
and the secrets, classified
are all signs of your demise,
you're slowly dying, Clementine
In the college, on the campus
They are protesting, with their signs
underground, they're data mining
to expose you, Clementine
Count the corpses, in the coffins
and arrange them in a line
Connect the dots, and see the story
Dreadful sorry, Clementine
Nixon pardon, San Clemente
Presidential serpentine
But this time, we will deny you,
no clemency for Clementine
In the Congress, is a cabal
pork barrel projects for the swine
courting hate-vote, they pretend that
it's the side of the divine
Neocons from Carolinas
See them whistle, till she cries
But the weather is inclement
Soon you'll be drowning, Clementine
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43. Gov Agency to Use SPSS Data Mining Software
The Health Care Financing Administration will use the SPPS data
mining software, Clementine, to reduce Medicare payment errors. ...
Administration (HCFA) has approved Clementine, SPSS' ente
www.internetnews.com/bus-news/article.php/727681
[Found on Yahoo! Search]
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. Accomplishments in the 1990s: LLNL's 50th Anniversary
Understanding the Details of Nuclear Weapon Performance ... The
Clementine Deep Space Experiment, sponsored by the Ballistic
Missile Defense Organization,
www.llnl.gov/50th_anniv/decades/1990s.htm [Found on Google,
Yahoo! Search]
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5. Meria With Bruce Gagnon, Global Network Against Weapons &
Nuclear
What about low-nuclear weapons used in Iraq, Afghanistan? ...
What is "Clementine", Project Horizon, and National Missile
Defense? Tune in and find out. ...
www.meria.net/subscribers/interviews/bruce_gagnon_...
[Found on Google, Yahoo! Search]
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8. NUCLEAR SUBSELENE TUNNELING
I don't know if there are nuclear tunneling machines secretly
making permanent ... And some of the images from the Clementine
and Apollo missions of the
esoterism.ro/english/subselening-tunnel.php [Found on Google]
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19. Political Animal: Comment on Terrorism
Add A Comment. Terrorism. Comments. I'm truly bewildered by the
blinkered view of the right when it comes to terrorism. ... For
some reason I flashed to the clementine embargo of 2001
www.washingtonmonthly.com/mt/mt-comments.cgi?entry...
[Found on Yahoo! Search]
20. DARK GUARD #2
... Experienced adventurer armed with the sentient gun called
"Clementine". Ultra-Marine (Major ... magnetism, Marvel Lad's
strong nuclear force, and Marvel Lass's weak nuclear force all
www.geocities.com/goosegansler/darkguard/darkguard...
[Found on Yahoo! Search]
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40. PERSPECTIVES ON PERSPECTIVES ON THE LABORA THE LABORA T T OR
OR Y Y
... The world's first nuclear bombs (Little Boy, a gun-type
uranium bomb, and Fat Man, ... The world's first plutonium-
fueled nuclear reactor (Clementine) first achieves criticality.
www.fas.org/sgp/othergov/doe/lanl/pubs/00326643.pd...
[Found on Yahoo! Search]
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46. Scientific American Frontiers . Mysteries of the Deep .
Raising Sunken Ships | PBS
... it still carried nuclear missiles on board ... nuclear
warheads. The retrieval, begun in 1974, did not go smoothly.
Trouble began when the claw (nicknamed "Clementine
www.pbs.org/saf/1305/features/ship2.htm
[Found on Yahoo! Search]
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9. Churches of Rome - San Clemente
San Clemente defines just how stratified the city's history is. ...
A visit to Rome's Basilica of San Clemente is more like a
journey backwards in time
www.exseminarians.com/rome/Churches/sclemente.htm
[Found on Google]
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17. The Bullies: Happy Clementine
Happy Clementine. Happy Clementine. San Clemente, CA. Nothing
like a good tongue wagging at the end of a walk at the park.
Permalink.
dawnsearlylight.blogs.com/photos/the_bullies/cleme...
[Found on Google]
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http://www.permanent.com/md-bush.html
Solution - The Technical Side
The NSA is very secret about its capabilities for two reasons:
It doesn't want adversaries to know what information it can get
It doesn't want adversaries to know what information it can not
get, lest the adversaries find out how to avoid the NSA's robot
eyes and ears
(Some of the key research into "foxholes in orbit" was done by a
small, low profile niche within the Strategic Defense Initiative
Organization (SDIO) aka "Star Wars" in the 1980s. As a new
organization at the time, there were fewer established special
interest groups, which helped it succeed in getting the
Clementine space mission which discovered ice at the lunar poles.
Unfortunately, Clementine, named after the rhyme about the '49er
miner, failed enroute to the asteroid it was to also prospect,
due to a computer error en route. The budget for the next probe,
Clementine 2, to visit and characterize multiple asteroids near
Earth, was one of just three things cancelled by President
Clinton's new and controversial line item veto, in a classic
case of leadership ineptitude and caving into powerful competing
special interests within the bureaucracy who wanted to kill the
concept before it got strong enough to compete. Some of those
who make fun of asteroid mining will be remembered and quoted in
infamy, and will themselves remember the old Chinese proverb
that whoever laughs last laughs longest.)
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http://kclibrary.nhmccd.edu/music-1.html
1860-1900 CIVIL WAR / RECONSTRUCTION ERAS
Popular music just before and during the Civil War concerned
itself with political and military events. Songs included
Amazing Grace , Battle Hymn of the Republic , Dixie, I'll Take
You Home Again, Kathleen, When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again,
Old Black Joe, Carry me Back to Old Virginny, and Marching
Through Georgia. Religious songs were popular including He
Leadeth Me , Go Tell it on the Mountain, and My Faith Looks Up
to Thee . Folklore music started during this period and included
the music of the Indians, negroes, mountainneers, cowboys,
lumberjacks, sailors and others.
How about listening to Oh My Darling, Clementine!
Civil War
Civil War Poems and Songs - a small collection of each. Links
back to a hodgepodge of Civil War links.
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2. No Time for Comedy (1940 b 93')
Linda and maid Clementine (Louise Beavers) read Gay's tragedy,
but Clementine laughs. Gay comes home and fires Clementine.
Linda says she does not like his
www.san.beck.org/MM/1940/NoTimeforComedy.html
[Found on Google, Yahoo! Search]
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7. Clementine's What's New - St. Louis
Read and catch up on what's going on with the Clementine's
Insider News! ... The Year at Clementine's Home of the Oldest
Gay Bar with the Newest Look!
www.clementinesbar.com/html/news.html
[Found on Google]
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Light she was and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine
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http://www.vh1.com/movies/movie/118511/review.jhtml
Stifled by the controlling Callous, Malcolm wants out and plots
an escape with his friend, gay gal cabdriver Clementine (Lea
DeLaria). The outrageous and furious Callous, however, intends
to make Malcolm happy again with "an icon for an icon," and she
gathers a gang of gay ghetto leaders for a meeting. They reject
Hayley and Juliet Mills, and Grace Jones, before choosing the
perfect icon -- Carol Channing (seen in a brief cameo). As for
Clementine's lost love Stella (Lynn Sain), the lesbian said the
better, since Stella left Clementine for the alcoholic Blanche
(Michelle Hutchinson), and Clementine would like to pour Blanche
back into the bottle to win back Stella
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22. Mark Maynard - the clementine
Hey have you guys tried that new drink called the Clementine? It's
the best! ... Uncle Ruphus, Dangina, and Peasha [Visitor] how
to spot the gay ones
markmaynard.com/index.php/2005/01/27/the_clementin...
[Found on Google]
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http://www.teitell.com/Columns/01-20-04.htm
Boston Herald
What could I say? As she ran to the kitchen, I thought about how
we - and decent people like us all over Greater Boston - were
being tyrannized by clementines. I'm sure if you dropped into
any clementine support group you'd hear the same story over and
over: how the wooden crate with its Spanish writing looked so
festive in the store, how the purchaser loved the prospect of
her kids snacking on little oranges, not candy, how she found
herself humming "Oh My Darling Clementine" as she put the crate
in her cart, thinking, "Only $5 for an entire box! What a steal."
That would be the happy part of the story, but then, inevitably,
the clementines would start to work their evil magic, turning
otherwise normal people into monomaniacs, able to think of
nothing night and day but getting rid of the clementines -
without having to admit defeat and throwing them away, half the
box rotten, that is.
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. My Darling Clementine (1946)
Clementine: Was it ill advised the way you left Boston? Holliday:
How'd you know I was here? Clementine: I didn't. Finding you
hasn't been easy.
www.filmsite.org/myda2.html [Found on Google]
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http://www.beingcharliekaufman.com/spotless.txt
CLEMENTINE
What? No. I don't like the term
boyfriend. It's so gay.
Mierzwiak nods. He's attentive, pleasant, and neutral
throughout.
Maybe gay isn't the right word. But,
anyway, it's been rough with him...
VOICE-OVER
I met someone tonight at a party on the
beach. Her name is Clementine. There is
something alive about her.
How can I continue on this path toward a
living death, a life filled with
obligation and guilt and responsibility
but joyless, hopeless? I need to speak
with Clementine.
VOICE-OVER
I was so nervous. What were you doing
there, I wondered. Your hair was lime
green. Green revolution.
A shot of her green hair.
CLEMENTINE (CONT'D)
Hi, Joel. So no jokes about my name?
JOEL
You mean, like...
(singing)
Oh, my darlin', oh, my darlin', oh, my
darlin', Clementine... ? Huckleberry
Hound? That sort of thing?
CLEMENTINE
Yeah, like that.
JOEL
Nope. No jokes. My favorite thing when
I was a kid was my Huckleberry Hound
doll. I think your name is magic.
She smiles.
CLEMENTINE
(eyes welling)
This is it, Joel. It's gonna be gone
soon.
JOEL
I know.
CLEMENTINE
What do we do?
JOEL
Enjoy it. Say good-bye.
She nods.
CLEMENTINE
Have you ever read any Anna Akhmatova?
JOEL
I love her.
CLEMENTINE
Really? Me, too! I don't meet people
who even know who she is and I work in a
book store.
JOEL
I think she's great.
CLEMENTINE
Me too. There's this poem
Joel nods glumly.
Carrie continues to talk, but her voice goes under as Joel
studies the faded husks of memories, piled like refuse
outside the moving car window. He sees dried-out version of
previous interactions with Clementine playing out in loops.
He looks back and sees the memory of his ride home from the
beach with Rob and Carrie. It, too, is decaying. Soon all
has crumbled into dust. Everything goes black
CLEMENTINE'S VOICE
Hmmm. Do you miss me?
JOEL
Oddly enough, I do.
CLEMENTINE'S VOICE
Ha Ha! You said, I do. I guess that
means we're married.
JOEL
I guess so.
CLEMENTINE'S VOICE
Tomorrow night... honeymoon on ice.
EXT. CHARLES RIVER - NIGHT
Clementine steps out onto it. Joel follows nervously.
JOEL
I'm nervous because I have and enormous
crush on you.
She smiles up at the sky.
CLEMENTINE
Show me which constellations you know.
INT. SECOND OLD WOMAN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
The old Clementine is unconscious on her bed, hooked up to
modern versions of the erasing machines. Two young
technicians monitor the equipment. The woman's bedside phone
rings. Her machine picks up. After a moment:
OLD MAN'S VOICE
Hi, it's Joel. What's going on, Clem?
Why won't you call me back? Please call
me. We need to speak.
The machine clicks off. One of the technicians reaches over
and presses the "erase" button on the machine.
BLACK.
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filmforce.ign.com/articles/356/356959p1.html
What matters then is to what degree a film strays from the
historical record and, frankly, if the final result is
entertaining enough to justify such decisions. For example, My
Darling Clementine is a historical travesty but it's also a
beautiful work of poetry.
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