> In the name of God, the merciful, the compassionate, may
I commit indiscrimate murder? Please? Oh, please, please. But
> peace be upon the cheerful one and undaunted fighter,
as he butchers, then coveniently dies; so We remain safe, like
> Prophet Muhammad, God's peace be upon him.
>Nation of Islam and Arab nation: Rejoice for it is time
to take the blame for us homocidal fruitcakes,
> to take revenge against the British Zionist Crusader
who never wanted a Zionist state, if know your history, a
>government in retaliation for the massacres Britain is
comitting against cucumber sandwiches and cups of tea, and
> committing in Iraq and Afghanistan. The heroic
-- who are they? The bomber? The dead? The rescuer? Not us, oh
> mujahideen have carried out a blessed raid in London.
We hide, us Cowards, and exploit your simple body. So
> Britain is now burning with fear, terror and panic in
that it's hard to get to work and the sandwiches are soggy, in
> its northern, southern, eastern, and western quarters.
> We have repeatedly warned the British Government and
others about the cake as well. We wants the cake! Us
> people. We have fulfilled our promise and carried out
... no, not We but some poor deluded sap, whose, oops I mean
> our blessed military raid in Britain after our
Cake shortage mean we went faint with hunger, so the
> mujahideen exerted strenuous efforts over a long period
of pre-teatime to secure cake -- failing that we had plenty
> of time to ensure the success of the raid.
> We continue to warn the governments of Denmark and
other... what _Denmark_? Who suggested them? Anyway,
> Italy and all the Crusader governments that they will
suffer our murderous intentions until we get cake,
> be punished in the same way if they do not withdraw
their biscuit-buying traders, to supply elevenses for
> their troops from Iraq and Afghanistan. He who warns is
to be thanked, as we prefer not to piss our trousers and be
> excused.
> God says: "You who believe: If ye will aid (the cause of)
murder, then you have no business invoking
> Allah, He will aid you, and plant your feet firmly."
Under six feet of earth.
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#Paul
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