| Re: We stand as one |
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| john adams (johnqadamsiiinospam@minusthis.yahoo.com) |
2005/04/20 02:16 |
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From: "john adams" <johnqadamsiiinospam@minusthis.yahoo.com>
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Subject: Re: We stand as one
Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 03:16:00 -0500
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"Dale Houstman" <dmh7@skypoint.com> wrote in message
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> john adams wrote:
>> "Dale Houstman" <dmh7@skypoint.com> wrote in message
>> news:426392CB.4050100@skypoint.com...
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>>>john adams wrote:
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>>>>Surrealist Dennis Madalone sings about his great love, the USA. "Very
>>>>heartfelt", raves one critic. "This rock anthem won't just blow you
>>>>away; it will blossom in the hearts of all as its message rings true
>>>>that freedom is everlasting. Let the eagle within us soar. Let the
>>>>music carry you on wings of glory."
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>>>>http://www.americawestandasone.com/video.html
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>>>I like it when he says "I saw the moon." How does he do this I would
>>>like to know? Such sensitives should perhaps be rounded up and exploited by the
>>>U.S. government? He's also "heard the wind" which strikes me as almost
>>>extra-sensory in nature. Hooking him (and other like him) up to a huge battery
>>>could provides us with cheap energy, or we might harness such cognitive power to
>>>destroy our enemies with cerebro-plasmic thought bolts? Whatever the details of
>>>our exploitation (or even if they never come to fruition at all) just rounding
>>>such people up and storing them away for future use might be a good idea. There is
>>>still plenty of room in the Mojave Desert.
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>> Indeed, Dennis Madalone is America's best kept secret. When
>> he will be unleashed upon the world is a matter of timing for
>> the Pentagon. Until then he will be studied and assessed. He will
>> power two new super colliders with his mind and his music will be
>> used to brainwash the world (in conjuction with strobing red, white
>> and blue lights in his videos). His beautiful mane is purported
>> to be bulletproof; those who oppose him will be crushed
>> like a snake in the claws of the eagle.
>>
>> -john
> So he's a "closet eagle"? How utterly 19th century of him!
>
> I suspect the mane (and we all DO remember the mane don't we?) is one of those
> aliens the government rescued from the Roswell crash, and Dennis' head is the only
> apartment it could afford after the U.S. stole all its uranium coins and cut its
> welfare benefits. I further theorize that Dennis' talent (genius?) is actually
> generated by an unpredicted intermingling of alien and human neurons, meeting
> somewhere in the frontal lobes in a Cheney-shaped clump of cognitive dog hair and
> clippings from a 1940's Hollywood Scandals magazine.Thus, if we could only decipher
> the coded messages contained in this (and - oh please! - future songs) I feel
> certain the cure for the common cold, and an improved hula hoop are in the
> immediate offing. These two possibilities might even turn out to be one and the
> same. So the bulletproof quality of Dennis' head flag is obviously a side product
> of the alien's manifold electrical field, which pulses in five dimensions
> (including an extra hidden dimension on the reissue CD) and constantly realigns
> Dennis' "talent matrix" with a star formation that is only visible from the planet
> Nyquil in the Dershowitz Cluster. Atlantis will probably resurface just before the
> next Grammys.
>
> dmh
Yep, even the Garanimals agree: Dennis is a great guy.
When his flag head exploded on Star Search after having
sung the National Anthem they refitted him with a Bruce Jenner
looking flag head, one that was more suitable to missions into
outerspace and public relations work. Since childhood, though,
his peers have always referred to him as Fag Head, and Dennis,
"that guy totally gay over America". And so it goes. An interesting
side effect of Dennis is that insects and birds will spontaneously
fall dead around his head because of the radioactivity emminating
from inside the mesh-link curtain/mane. This is the result of
years of nuclear bomb testing done inside it. The new CD may be
entitled Gross Indifference to Anything but America or it may not.
His work in super colliders and nuclear testing will most likely
continue. Until then there is no cure for his musical affliction,
except to avoid it.
-john
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