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john adams wrote:
> "Dale Houstman" <dmh7@skypoint.com> wrote in message
> news:426392CB.4050100@skypoint.com...
>
>>
>>john adams wrote:
>>
>>>Surrealist Dennis Madalone sings about his great love, the USA. "Very
>>>heartfelt", raves one critic. "This rock anthem won't just blow you
>>>away; it will blossom in the hearts of all as its message rings true
>>>that freedom is everlasting. Let the eagle within us soar. Let the
>>>music carry you on wings of glory."
>>>
>>>http://www.americawestandasone.com/video.html
>>>
>>>
>>
>>I like it when he says "I saw the moon." How does he do this I would
>>like to know? Such sensitives should perhaps be rounded up and exploited by the
>>U.S. government? He's also "heard the wind" which strikes me as almost
>>extra-sensory in nature. Hooking him (and other like him) up to a huge battery
>>could provides us with cheap energy, or we might harness such cognitive power to
>>destroy our enemies with cerebro-plasmic thought bolts? Whatever the details of our
>>exploitation (or even if they never come to fruition at all) just rounding such
>>people up and storing them away for future use might be a good idea. There is still
>>plenty of room in the Mojave Desert.
>
>
> Indeed, Dennis Madalone is America's best kept secret. When
> he will be unleashed upon the world is a matter of timing for
> the Pentagon. Until then he will be studied and assessed. He will
> power two new super colliders with his mind and his music will be
> used to brainwash the world (in conjuction with strobing red, white
> and blue lights in his videos). His beautiful mane is purported
> to be bulletproof; those who oppose him will be crushed
> like a snake in the claws of the eagle.
>
> -john
>
So he's a "closet eagle"? How utterly 19th century of him!
I suspect the mane (and we all DO remember the mane don't we?) is one of
those aliens the government rescued from the Roswell crash, and Dennis'
head is the only apartment it could afford after the U.S. stole all its
uranium coins and cut its welfare benefits. I further theorize that
Dennis' talent (genius?) is actually generated by an unpredicted
intermingling of alien and human neurons, meeting somewhere in the
frontal lobes in a Cheney-shaped clump of cognitive dog hair and
clippings from a 1940's Hollywood Scandals magazine.Thus, if we could
only decipher the coded messages contained in this (and - oh please! -
future songs) I feel certain the cure for the common cold, and an
improved hula hoop are in the immediate offing. These two possibilities
might even turn out to be one and the same. So the bulletproof quality
of Dennis' head flag is obviously a side product of the alien's manifold
electrical field, which pulses in five dimensions (including an extra
hidden dimension on the reissue CD) and constantly realigns Dennis'
"talent matrix" with a star formation that is only visible from the
planet Nyquil in the Dershowitz Cluster. Atlantis will probably
resurface just before the next Grammys.
dmh
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