It has recently come to my attention that Pope Karol Wojtyla has died.
He surely wasn't the worst Pope, even though he crushed Liberation
Theology. My condolences to his wife and children. I understand he has
been buried in a wood casket inside a metal casket inside another wood
one, a configuration which, if I am not mistaken, constitutes an orgone
accumulator. So when they exhume him in five years he should look ten
years younger and have a healthy erection.
I do not think the Vatican should proceed with its plan to make Paul
Wolfowitz the next Pope, as the position may interfere with his duties
at the World Bank. Rather, the Vatican should modernize the Holy See,
perhaps selecting a black female, someone with a good set of knockers
and not afraid to show a little leg.
It seems that for forever Pope Karol was there to entertain us -- the
time Mark David Chapman shot him to impress Jodie Foster, the day he
invented cold fusion... The world won't see his kind again for probably
a couple of weeks.
-- Parry
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