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From: elag <elag@cloud9.net>
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Subject: Re: H0llyw00d Flatlands
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:56:29 -0400
Organization: Plus ca change plus c'est la meme chose
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Paul Heslop wrote:
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> elag wrote:
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> > Paul Heslop wrote:
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> > > elag wrote:
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> > > > Paul Heslop wrote:
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> > > > > elag wrote:
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> > > > > > > > Any other interesting thing ever happen at the woolmill?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > :O) There was method in our madness. The cartons had to be in the bay to
> > > > > > > be destroyed, where the wool was coming into the mill by crane and was
> > > > > > > hardly ever on the ground level for long.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I see. I so liked the idea of climbing mountains of wool...
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah, sometimes it was kind of fun, but the money was very very bad.
> > > >
> > > > Baa-aa-aa-aad?
> > >
> > > I was foreman and I could hardly feed myself.
> >
> > I Sheepishly admit that it was just another one of my Baa Baa Baad jokes.
> >
> > I'm resisting telling another one now about forks.
> >
> > <must bite tongue>
>
> Never liked tongue myself, specially since I lost my teeth!
Oh, a tongue is far more useful, but it doesn't make as good a necklace.
I really do think that a big old cow's tongue looks quite nice,
especially in a cow's mouth.
>
> >
> > ....
> >
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > We were a salvage company. Us drones were paid a pittance and worked in
> > > > > > > dirt while the boss drove round in a Lamborghini!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That sort of thing can be very irritating. It could be the makings of a
> > > > > > good story though.
> > > > >
> > > > > I would like to know what happened to the company. We all got the push
> > > > > when they moved to another town. I guess like most companies they took a
> > > > > dive.
> > > >
> > > > Hey, hopefully Boss-man lost his precious Lambourghini. I'd like to see
> > > > him tooling around in a second hand Reliant Robin.
> > >
> > > Ah, you know the Robin? Fine piece of machinery... shame they couldn't
> > > find the rest of it
> >
> > Yeah, I only know it from Mr. Bean. I sort of like it... a real Folks Wagon.
> >
> > I doubt it could be made street legal in the US.
>
> I'm surprised it was even legal here! It was a mess but happily has
> finally bitten the bullet. Now These were funny cars... I do hope you
> can see this page!
> http://members.lycos.co.uk/bond_club/
After I got past their crummy Java code... those are quite fun looking.
Could you actually take those out on the road?
I think we need a few more funny looking cars like bug eyed sprites,
Fiat 100s and Citroen 2CVs to counterbalance the bane of SUVs.
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