lucat bene, der "McDonald Steve" <ugowshir@mindspring.com> goh, a
hunnert truxx inero, sumwit kowz n' sumwit duxx on Mon, 21 Jul 2003
20:09:17 -0400:
>If you pour 278 million gallons of mercury into big ice
>tray railway cars and put them on a train from Detroit
>to Antarctica, how long will it take them to freeze into
>solid blocks of chrome? Will they thaw before they get
>back to Detroit? How long will it take to repair the
>styrofoam bridge if it collapses into the ocean? The
>answer is simple: Load every thermometer in the universe
>into the space shuttle, hope it doesn't explode, and send
>it to Saturn, which is even colder. Isn't Saturn already in
>Detroit? -- Steve M, Atlanta GA
>
no, steve. detroit is a suburb of flip wilson's boxer shorts.
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just when my ant farm started showing a profit,
an ant bank foreclosed on it.
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