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From: "Thomas Keske" <TKeske@Comcast.net>
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Subject: Solemn Salami Psalms
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 11:03:29 -0500
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SOLEMN SALAMI PSALMS
Halakhah Hosea haha!
Haganah Judah Ha Nasi haha!
Falasha putto di Haman haha!
Technicrat crazy kat aynikayt haha
Menorah hiya kuppah coffee haha
Rabbah kohlrabi Bohemia haha
Toaster Ground Zero El Zorro Zoroaster disaster uh-oh
Elisha Caesarea Tiberia Babylonia bologna haha
Pravda yo mamma haha
Nazifah Mississippi Messiah haha
Ghetto Spaghettios Ohio archipelago did a no-no haha
And then, Bubba and Ali Baba and the Pretty Ballerina arose
They spake, and the following prescription, proposed.
To the assembled rabble, they thus did babble:
"My children! Too much holy water dost thou drink
like mere tap-water from the sink!
Oh, thou abject objects of our affection,
we must cure thee of thy affliction!
To what depths has thy sanctity sank?
To thy Golden Rule, thou art truly unruly
Thou art blind, and thy behinds are in need of a spank"
After speaking thus, to their Nation,
they began to chant the Emancipation Incantation:
"Ekron Ohio archipelago a-gogo
Cuis regio, eius religio!
No more, overblown nose of Pinnochio
Clouds above, cumulonimbus
Cum nimis absurdam!
Haha hashish Haggai Ha'Am!"
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