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8:43 a.m. -- Articles were levitated or removed
by other means from a vehicle on Greenbriar Circle.
8:22 a.m. -- Insurance companies will be saddened
to hear of a thump in on East Washington Street.
Fortunately no human was hurt.
Nov. 15, 2004
Prowler call, Lincoln St.
Threatening, Indian Hill TP
Car stolen from Whiskey Cove parking lot,
Moosehead Lake Rd.
One or more vandals rearranged a Nativity scene
outside St. Margaret's Church in Riverdale,
positioning the statue of Baby Jesus in an
"offensive" position, police said yesterday.
On January 2, parishioners discovered the
"defiled" scene in front of the church at
6000 Riverdale Avenue as they were heading
inside for morning Mass, Msgr. John Farley said.
Farley said the Baby Jesus statue was placed in
a sexually suggestive position on top of a lamb.
Plexiglas had been placed in front of the statues
to protect them from vandals, but "I think the
suspicion is that 2 people were involved -
one person holding up another to reach over
the Plexiglas", Farley said.
BURGLARY
Babylon: Someone broke into a Wampum Road home
shortly before 6:45 p.m., July 19,
stealing a number of undisclosed items.
By de waters of Babylon
On Friday, May 5, a man called Palmer Police
to report that the Sherrod Softball Field was
flooded with several feet of water, a
nd serious was the erosion occurring.
He told them the waters had risen so much that
you couldn't even see the drain anymore.
The next day a man called to report that the gate
to the field had been torn open, torn up were the fields,
and the water main was severely damaged and leaking.
Police informed the man that actually, the gate had
not been damaged, that's just the way it is, and
has been for a while. Same with the condition of
the field. People! Maybe you shouldn't try and
change things all the time. Just get used to the
imperfections that give life in the Mat-Su Valley
its charm. Maybe this is nature's way of giving
the children a swimming pool, or a watering hole
to a thirsty moose. Spring comes along and everyone
starts getting an urge to fix things that maybe God
meant to stay broken. People should stop getting
in His way and trying to anticipate His will.
If God wanted the field all fixed up and nice,
he'd do it himself. Jesus.
Robbery: Travis Cleveland, 24, an Army soldier,
was walking in the 1500 block of W. Patapsco Ave.
about 9 p.m. Monday when another man asked him for
a cigarette. When Cleveland said he had none,
the man struck him in the face with a gas can
and robbed him of $60.
Nov 17
The figure of the infant Jesus was stolen from
the Nativity scene in front of the rectory of
Most Precious Blood Church, 109 Mulberry St.,
on the night of Jan. 6, according to the pastor,
Father Fabian Grifone
A thief broke into a construction trailer at
182 West St. on the night of Jan. 1 and made off
with several laptop computers, tools and
five bottles of wine, police said.
The Russells' Skull and Bones Society was the
most important of their domestic projects
"which did not involve publicity."
A police-blotter type review of Russell's organization
will show why the secret order, though powerful,
was not the unique organ of ``conspiracy'' for
the U.S. Eastern Establishment. The following
gentlemen were among Russells' partners:
DWI: The following persons have been arrested and
charged with driving while intoxicated or impaired:
Dwayne Howard Berry, 132 Lake Dr., Wyandanch;
Jesus M. Castro Jr., 57 S 26th St., Wyandanch;
Rape: Derrick C. Jackson, 50 Grand Blvd., Wyandanch;
Jesus M. Urbina, 135 Deer Park Ave., Babylon;
13. Aggravated battery: Jesus Trevino, 23,
2059 Shady Grove Court, was arrested at 1:55 a.m.
near Chicago Avenue and Washington Street and
charged with aggravated battery.
A man who was stopped on I-75 near East Brainerd Road
after allegedly threatening to kill President
George W. Bush made a court appearance in
Bradley County.
Monty Ray Branch, 29, of Frankfort, Ky.,
told a judge he had hired an attorney.
Asked who it was, he said it was "Jesus Christ."
He was identified as an employee of AmeriGas.
VANDALISM Someone shot paint balls at vehicles
and residences on the 500 and 600 blocks of
Bush Street -- breaking the window of one house
-- about 7:15 a.m. Wednesday.
THURS, OCT. 5th, 2:14 p.m. - East 179th St. and
Bush St. Police officers located a perpetrator
and attempted to approach the individual, but the
perpetrator spotted the officers and fled.
A pursuit ensued, and the officers followed the
perpetrator to 1975 Webster Avenue.
3536 Webster Ave. (above E. Gun Hill Rd.)
THURSDAY, APR. 3rd, 8 p.m. - Police officers and the
fire department were summoned to a house of worship.
Apparently a black female had thrown a molotov cocktail
through a window of End Of Time Church of Jesus Christ
Webster Avenue in history:
Directly after the Civil War, this thoroughfare was
surveyed from E. 162nd to E. 165th Streets.
In 1879 it was opened up to E. 184th Street
and in 1882 advanced north to Fordham Road, a
bsorbing a small lane called Thomas Street.
It had acquired the name of Webster Avenue and
most people supposed it honored Daniel Webster,
the great pre-Civil War orator and statesman,
but it is more likely the name is local.
Albert L. Webster was an engineer in the Department
of Public Works at the time the avenue was lengthened,
and Joseph O. B. Webster was the surveyor.
So either man (or both) might be remembered.
The avenue, from East Fordham Road northward to
Gun Hill Road, was at first called Berrian Avenue,
after landowners along that stretch, and from
Gun Hill Road to the city line it was Bronx River Road.
Police Blotter, July 1
Jesus Luviano Orrosquieta, 34, did not stop when sheriff's
deputies attempted to pull him over for not wearing his
seatbelt as he drove through Cameron Park. Orrosquieta
then abandoned his vehicle and fled on foot
Theft: Someone stole some Christmas decorations from a yard
on Cole Springs Road sometime on the night of Nov. 25
or early Nov. 26. The thieves stole a plastic Mary
holding baby Jesus, a camel, two wooden gingerbread figures,
an illuminated doe, a concrete buck, a Santa Claus
and three elves, among other items.
Nov. 21: Gas odor at 1240 Jacob Drive;
dog rescued from hole at 1060 Spring Valley Road;
Theft: On Nov. 27, someone entered an office at
MJP Food Store on Experiment Station Road
and stole a money bag that contained cash
On Thursday, September 9, a 23-year-old man was apparently
stabbed in the neck with a pocket-knife while taking a
leak in the bathroom of the Great Alaskan Bush Company.
The attacker was gone when Anchorage Police arrived,
they said. The victim held a bloody napkin to the left
side of his neck as he told officers he didn't know
the man who stabbed him or the reason why.
He was treated with a Band-aid. The investigation continues
The demon juice
On September 9, the ever-vigilant Palmer police responded
to a report that a man was drinking alcohol in the
courthouse parking lot. Investigation revealed that the
suspect was drinking mango juice.
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MUCH THANKS TO:
http://www.arguscourier.com/news/news/
policelog041117.html
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/crime/bal-md.blotter01
dec01,0,450923.story?coll=bal-local-storyutil
http://www.babylonbeacon.com/News/2004/0806/Police_News/
http://kraybill.home.mindspring.com/50/03riverdale.html
http://onlineathens.com/cops/
http://kraybill.home.mindspring.com/52/03webster.html
http://www.anchoragepress.com/archives/document31a3.html
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local
/states/california/peninsula/5436975.htm?1c
http://www.bxtimes.com/News/2000/1019/police_blotter.html
http://www.trunkerton.fsnet.co.uk/skull_and_bones.htm
http://www.anchoragepress.com/archives/document46e3.html
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