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From: "Thomas Keske" <TKeske@Comcast.net>
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Subject: Re: Poetry Resume
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> Co-authored a Chiron shareware database, all in ancient Greek
> I began at Biosym in the Polymer group
> Designed REACT system, to support our troops
> working with polymer scientists to write specs
> Project Leader of two Campus-Laboratory-Cooperation projects
> Lead Auditor for numerous Lockheed Martin Astronautics audits
> Project leader for W-Sensor
> Author of Motif/OpenGL Hermes software
> Los Alamos Nat'l Lab. HR-T&D, 1998:
> supervised experiments to demonstrate
> characteristics of proton-computed tomography, provided supervision
> Participated in numerous experiments in high-energy photoproduction
> Also participated in experiments in numerous departments
> to accurately measure multiple-Coulomb-scattering distributions
> working as a team member, I made many contributions
> deep in the Bose-glass and Mott-insulator regimes
> Led the task in formulating the verification schemes
>
By the way, most of this stuff is extracted from real resumes
that were floating around the internet, not cited explicitly for
the sake of protecting the confidentiality of people who didn't
know that they were providing the raw materials for
ridiculous poetry.
Although this is mostly indulgence in absurdity for the
sheer joy of it, it is also trying to make a subtle,
serious point (deep sigh). Does anyone know what it is?
Never mind- pretend that I didnt' say that. I almost hate
to open the whole can of worms.
Tom Keske
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