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FREEWHEEL LIBERTY!
The existential palladia alumnae bid farwell to the bourgeoisie bureacracy.
The effluvia will flatten the begotten fisasco.
The rebellious gunman from alaska will excise the churchgoer banister,
dispelling the fable, and bestirring the childbirth brewery.
Arouse the german alamo! Essen a crazy raisin cocoa doughnut!
The heroic, brainard, blackbody beefsteak powerhouse
will brand the decadent banana boor.
The camaraderie of the cooley will cremate the corruption!
The sherlock sister eavedropper will hustle the showboat republican.
The despondent machiavelli buffalo will scramble the common precept.
The carefree cherokee electrician will erase the american cornflower conceit
and grab the expensive, contributory boomerang.
Continuous freewheel liberty, for eternity!
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POET'S POSTSCRIPT
You know those weird word-lists that you get in spam
emails, or find randomly on the web sometimes?
I got one entitled "demean Liverpool", that had a
small smudge at the end, which turned out to be a
one-point font. I expanded it to 14-point (below), and
tried to make sense of it. The above poem is just trying
to make sentences out of the raw material from the spam.
I think that the spam maybe it is some kind of crude encryption
or steganography. Perhaps the purpose of broadcasting to the
world, as spam, is to hide the fact of who is the real,
intended recipient, to whom the message will have
meaning. The feds can probably find the source,
but not the destination.
Just a theory. On the other hand, maybe it the mad
ravings of prophets. As such, it is our duty as poets to
attempt to divine their meaning and bring these
important revelations to the world ;-)
In any case, don't blame me. Blame this "Marcia Mcgill"
woman, whoever she is. I doubt that's even her real
name. Yes, I was in Liverpool last year, but I will
swear under oath before a Senate committee, that at
no time did I meet with such a person as "Marcia Mcgill".
I almost got robbed by that no-good Maggie May,
who has robbed so many sailors on Lime Street, but that
was all. She tried to get into my hotel room at approximately
4am in the morning, but I sensed that foul play was imminent,
and wisely chose not open the door.
Tom Keske
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angstrom juggle deterrent net pollock blown donahue persistent abort harelip dilution incurring hermosa capstan carnation diminish
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radiometer existential boatmen found bourgeoisie injunct marie methodist concede immanent bureau goren farewell ruby casein fiddle
pluperfect ethnography gasoline convey cindy selectman encyclopedic dichotomous loose banister excise maori dispersal blackbody
figural
gal churchgoer deliquesce ceramic gunman continuous eternity for burmese alone greed begotten imbrium oslo egocentric alaska lone
moliere expensive dispensary repository race lind judicatory mouth childbirth jittery anew clare cunningham brewery
inhalation frankel muzak effort inexpedient feldman handclasp caleb improper homomorphism sister eavesdropper bebop boric german
alamo mire chemisorption blvd clothesbrush pergamon brainard antiquary contradistinguish gesture fiasco protoplasmic scramble decry
discrepant dub arouse fade precept common
compellable aristocratic butternut constituent hangar dickey retrogression dispelling fable sherlock niger bushmaster owens furrier
indigestion capacious sanction rutgers interstice rebellious enzyme liberty geneva anybody'd
enfield circumcise bishopric craftsmen manservant burnett discovery effluvia armageddon gild alteration farina barricade freewheel
monic hedgehog neuron iconoclasm scandalous epimorphism eutectic conscription hollingsworth cotta glossed anybody poe multiplexor
cloth bayed essen deer postmen conceit dunbar gruesome
assyriology drowsy eastland gaudy rigid assimilable cornflower mausoleum reticent ahead flyer achilles nuthatch inman domicile
flippant fifo bobcat angola brand salmonberry archbishop hafnium gorgon gordian el osaka hitchcock
don't equipoise gigging habitant cromwell scrutiny mccracken hendrickson decimate flattery proposition checkout session antares
expert noon cant atmosphere insufferable macroprocessor registration rever extrinsic
ektachrome appetite coates governess insomnia honk field guilt candlelit creamery essex coronado exclamation bog grandfather
countrywide flour palladia cockcrow opinionate knoxville defer advert filamentary ancestry algerian medusa affectation cassock
exclamatory regretted ferroelectric decision alumnae eclogue goodyear disparage
sear methuselah doubleheader armco corruption dump cremate biggs dolphin naive bandy carcass ere
groundsel flexible greek colombia control darrell balcony definite foundling cometary architectonic crotch nsf heathen lockheed
myrtle anyplace palestinian flatten briny dubious foray edwardian chinamen firmware phthalate arose deleterious mexican handshake
fried alberto bowditch heroic
coleman hanna showboat hustle credential bentham philosopher cowry saleslady berglund sir eugenic informant horace recurring
fairchild marionette newell republican lysine bailey reek carefree angie
machiavelli quantum caret blazon alberta cork languish seahorse enforceable dobson forgave mop congestive belligerent brace incurred
octogenarian diesel europa bushnell cherokee find befell humorous abdominal frustrate maturate md
catatonic despondent hello erase otis quiz enzymology bethesda ito bonneville matchbook bravura disrupt mynheer runneth
caleb constraint rhoda betony emendable consanguine distribution bimodal excelsior buffalo milieu moldboard omnipresent cable
indignant binary boson bestirring pedagogy emery discussion embryo
cobblestone dash angelo decadent ascomycetes graft embrittle accredit pepsi beefsteak glossed chugging rumble cooley ribald methyl
asset huntsville grist ingredient alfalfa gallinule alpheratz discrete banana anaconda seizure done assessor expanse allspice
chiropractor leadsmen rater antares electrician
heroic marcus sciatica niamey chick camaraderie equivocate dwarf collage aperture barony bogging barbarous simper canine fragile
disneyland camellia flagstone
prosperous fetch kipling boomerang inhabitant screenplay dogmatic odd pure revisable didn't jigging hershey sclerosis era
paradigmatic aliquot fail musicale breakage beetle christian cerium anatole ingratiate amoco contributory keel honk activism
dostoevsky asteroidal bantu locke octahedra agatha astm cuff amtrak presuming customary allyn hermeneutic baneberry bate remembrance
depressive salmonella bedspread obsession antaeus frazzle hypochlorite fairchild homogeneous aniline ancestor misanthrope
epigrammatic shunt dim foolish mask gigavolt gain graphite italic quiz crawlspace
dry grab exercisable fetish einstein aroma ghoulish dickens impetuous digression illogic eigenvalue nag amnesia diamond dynast
powerhouse sheaf hundredfold ryan rudolph backstage revive rothschild fever leslie
auger dutiful imperfect lilac alphabet dandelion phonology harvest artificial preeminent cruelty phytoplankton exploratory buzzard
aboard bursty gavin bayonne gerbil angeles griffin congratulate applicable opel eeoc revelatory
jackson alumni conjugacy fennel cheap pullback chairperson creep hull schroedinger boustrophedon cerebellum complain militiamen
enquiry afterlife rectify deoxyribose domestic herself farmland appleton airframe brothel crazy elision dionysus knurl neva
moldboard bloop halfway deconvolve guinea rubin commutate inca salon falconry postorder
angstrom juggle deterrent net pollock blown donahue persistent abort harelip dilution incurring hermosa capstan carnation diminish
antecedent buddhist decree degradation pvc cinquefoil gunfight jura deacon epoch bleary scription brunhilde
cocoa mexican housework alone airway denudation nuclear breve immunization dexter ricochet leadsmen clifford middlemen fungus
mahoney boyar herewith shafer acapulco camber camp biggs accord carmen dave hawkins
advent marrowbone cringe leukemia alveolus doughnut cupidity diminutive azimuthal equipoise fluoridate nominee boor canberra epstein
delphic fayette faraday f's administratrix rose eeoc american drunken lignite impugn raisin bucolic cinder
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