Outdoor Masturbation 2
Seeing a recent post on the Solo website reminded me of the times that my
exwife and I engauged in outdoor masturbation.
It all started actually out of an attempt to have sex. My exwife, who I'll
call Linda, was a plump beauty. Five foot five, green eyes, Double D cup
tits, big fat belly, round meaty ass, curly black hair around her pussy that
matched the long dark hair on her head.
Night owls, we were in our apartment watching a dirty movie about 3 am.
Naked, we were sitting on the couch fondling each other. Getting really
kinky, we decided to try it outside, on our patio.
We shared our patio with the neighbor, a really nosy broad who used to do
all sorts of shit to piss us off. Linda used to refer to her as "the bitch".
This chick used to make our life hell. Her friends were forever parking in
our spots, she was noisy, tossed her cigarettes in our front yard, but would
raise hell with the office if we ever did anything to offend her in the
slightest. Her offenses are too numerous to mention here, but trust me when
I say she was indeed a real bitch.
The patio area was sort of u shaped. To the left of our sliding glass door
was a small room that jutted out the back of the building and held our
washer/dryer. To the right of our door was "the bitches" sliding door, and
to the right of that her laundry room extended out the back of the building.
This'll be important as the story goes on.
So we're on the couch, horny as hell, when I suggest we do something really
naughty. Linda immediately agreed to my suggestion, so we turned out the
lights and quietly slipped out onto the patio, bare ass naked.
We tried a few positions, but weren't having much luck due to our height
difference. Finally Linda turned around and said "Fuck it". Leaning her back
against our laundry room door, she spread her legs and said "Stroke it, I
wanna watch you cum."
We stood facing each other, our hands in our crotches. As we were both
really turned on, it wasn't long before we were both cumming. My first blast
shot out and hit her in the tummy, the rest landed on the concrete patio.
Through the fog of my orgasm I heard Linda gasp. Her eyes were closed and
head arched back as her plump body shook having it's own orgasm. We stood
there for a minute, then darted back inside.
The next day we were discussing what we'd done, and I asked what would the
chick next door think when she saw the cum stain. Linda wrinkled her nose
and said "I hope the bitch steps in it." This apparently left a thought that
germinated a few days later.
Few nights actually. We were on the couch, and I was trying to get something
started. Linda wasn't accepting my advances, however. "Sorry, I'm still
pissed off at 'the bitch'". I rolled my eyes. Once Linda held a grudge, she
really held it.
"But baby, I'm so turned on right now. I really need it." She looked at me,
then I saw her eyes glance at the door. Suddenly, with out warning she stood
and took off her panties (that's all she'd been wearing). "Take off your
clothes."
I stood, and complied with her instructions. She grabbed me by the dick, and
led me to the back door. We stepped out onto the patio, the air cool and
exciting to our naked bodies. Linda guided me to the neighbors sliding door,
and stood me there facing it. "Cum on it." she whispered.
I looked at her questioningly. She nodded and whispered again "jack off all
over it. Get it all nasty." I was getting turned on and wrapped my right arm
around her, grabbing her meaty ass and holding her close. My left wrapped
around my hard dick and began stroking it. "Ooo yeah." she said quietly.
"Stroke that big thing."
I continued pumping, with Linda occasionally reaching down to touch my dick
or balls. "I'm getting close." I whispered.
"C'mon baby." she said. "Shoot your nasty spunk all over that bitches
window. Get it all nasty. Oh baby let me see you cum." I shook and let out a
low grunt and my cum shot out and hit the glass door. Linda grabbed my hand
and waved my cock around, making sure my semen sprayed everywhere. "Oh yeah
baby." she said, a very satisfied smile on her face. She turned, and went
back inside.
We repeated this a few times, maybe half a dozen. Mostly whenever 'the
bitch' next door did something to really piss off my exwife. Sometimes it
was the door, sometimes I left my cum in a few of the outdoor potted plants.
I don't know what the gal next door ever tought about what this stuff was.
The culmination came the weekend we were moving out. On the Friday before
the woman next door knocked on the door and said she was going on a cruise,
and would we watch her place for a week. Now, you have to understand the
real reason the woman did this was to brag, she loved to brag and flaunt. So
my exwife just smiled, neglecting to tell her we were moving out the next
day.
When I got home, Linda told me she had hot plans for me that night. We did
some last minute packing until about midnight, then collapsed on the sofa.
Linda put in a dirty movie, "I want to get you in the mood." she said. Soon
we were naked and my cock hard as she fondled it.
"Ready?" she asked. I nodded, and she led me out back. "Guess what the dumb
bitch did?" I shrugged. Linda turned, stepped over to 'the bitches' laundry
door and opened it. With a Vanna White florish she said "We're gonna have
some fun."
We stepped inside and she closed the door. She fumbled in the dark for the
light while I fumbled with her body! Giggling, she got the light on. "Guess
what she left in her dryer?" She turned around, mashing her big ass into my
erect cock. She fumbled in the dryer, then pulled out a pair of white
panties. "Undies!"
She wadded them up, then began rubbing them around her pussy. Linda hopped
up on the dryer, spread her legs, and placed the panites right in her
crotch. She carefully positioned the crotch over hers, and said "cum here!"
I stepped up my cock just inches from her panty covered crotch. I began
stroking with Linda urging me on. "Oh yeah baby pump that big cock. Shoot
your load right here where the bitches pussy goes. Cum in her panties." With
similar urging I was soon groaning.
"Oh baby, I'm gonna cum!" Hot semen shot out of my dick like a bullet,
landing right on the panties that covered Linda's pussy.
"Oh yeah baby, fuckin' cum. Uh huh!" When I had stopped shooting Linda took
the panites and wadded them up. She hopped down and tossed them back in the
dryer. She was rummaging around and said "Oh wait! Damn I wish I'd found
these first." She pulled out a pair of lacy black panties, somewhat french
cut.
She turned them inside out and held the crotch against the head of my dick,
wiping up the drop of cum that was dangling from the end. She began
squeezing my cock, milking out a little more cum onto the panties. When
she'd gotten it all she let out an evil cuckle and tossed the wadded black
panties back into the dryer.
Next she pulled out the matching black bra. Linda got back on the dryer and
spread her legs again. She began rubbing the sheer cups of the bra on her
body, first across her nipples then into her wet pussy. I watched as she
rubbed herself to a nice orgasm, getting the bra wet with her pussy juice.
Spent, we put the stuff back in the dryer and turned out the lights. We
carefully opened the door and dashed back to our apartment.
That pretty much ended our outdoor sessions, as the next place we moved to
had little privacy on the patio. In retrospect it may have been a bit
juvenille and vindictive, doing what we did. But it was fun, and frankly,
she really was a bitch.
-- Plump Lvr
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