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Subject: Re: j/o stats and story
From: farmer@boy.com(farmer boy)
Date: 30 Nov 2005 03:10:33 GMT
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I've had a similar carreer:
(vintz) worte:
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Based on 350 cums per year, 40 years of sex activity, 14,000 shots.
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2 or 3 times that!
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Where I have shot my cum:
1000+ times-
In my hand.
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more!
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In a woman's pussy.
100-999 times-
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much more, but I was married for years so it wasn't very exciting.
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In a woman's mouth.
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10-99 times-
In a man's mouth.
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hundreds!
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In a woman's hand.
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when I was a kid
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In a woman's butt hole.
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hundreds, wife was/is a buttslut.
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Between Barbie doll tits and other girl's toys.
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never
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Less than 10 times-
In a man's hand.
On a woman's tits.
On a woman's feet.
Between couch cushions.
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many times, LOVE IT!
In a jar of mayo.
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never, but did cans of Crisco when I was a kid. If mom only knew!
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On a dog's tongue.
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never, but me and another guy used to fuck his father's goats all the time. We'd wait till they got old enough and then bust their cheries...great tight pussies.
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and we used to fuck watermelons all the time. We'd steal them, cut them in half and each fuck them.
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and boys I like, especially young ones, 100s of times
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