Based on 350 cums per year, 40 years of sex activity, 14,000 shots.
Where I have shot my cum:
1000+ times-
In my hand.
In a woman's pussy.
100-999 times-
In a woman's mouth.
10-99 times-
In a man's mouth.
In a woman's hand.
In a woman's butt hole.
Between Barbie doll tits and other girl's toys.
Less than 10 times-
In a man's hand.
On a woman's tits.
On a woman's feet.
Between couch cushions.
In a jar of mayo.
On a dog's tongue.
I was just in the hospital for 3 nights and I had to masturbate
occasionally. It was hard to do sometimes and I got interrupted twice,
and I
got caught once.
By a young mexican girl laundry worker. I was half asleep, with the
covers
pulled back looking at my morning hard-on. The door quietly opened, so
I
pretended to be sleeping, and let whoever it was see my hard cock and
balls.
When she made a noise I "woke up" and looked at her. It was dark but I
saw
her smile at me when she turned the bathroom light on. I laid on my
side,
stroked my dick under the covers, and listened to her in the bathroom.
There
was a tinkling sound, like she was peeing in the toilet, which aroused
me
even more and I shot my sperm into a wad of kleenex, while I listened
to her
piss splash. I laid back and enjoyed the cum afterglow, waiting for
her to
flush the toilet, which she never did.
When she left my room, she smiled and
wagged her finger at me, like I was a bad boy. I went in the bathroom
and
her fresh pee was in the toilet. It was crystal clear and bright
yellow,
and looked delicious.I threw my spermy kleenex in and pissed it
to shreds.
The last morning, the mexican girl came in again, but she knocked
first, so
I couldn't accidently show her my cock. She went in the bathroom
again, but
didn't pee. As she left she put a packet on my stand. It was personal
lubricant! I squeezed it on my cock and had a great jack-off under the
covers. Thank you, senorita, masturbating is fun.
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