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Happy Phantom (beckerbp@gmail.com) 2009/04/29 14:04

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D. Stussy wrote:
> "Happy Phantom" <beckerbp@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:dbb52de1-7c7e-463a-a4f2-e2cea7f8c98f@y33g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>> http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=94197
>
> "An MI5 leaked memo to the Home Office, in charge of all British airport
> security, claimed the face scanners installed at Manchester airport
> revealed that the actress Winona Ryder showed a 52 percent likeness to
> Osama bin Laden in terms of the facial characteristics the machine was
> programmed to select."
>
> Now, that's funny!  Maybe they're secretly related?
>
>

Now Osama can slip through U.K. security in drag because, as everyone
now knows, he bears and uncanny resemblance to the World's most
beautiful ethnic Russian Jewish princess.

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