FROM: HMS Victor Victorian <victorvictorian@hushunomail.com>
> On 17 Feb 2012 11:35:00 -0600, "Group_Troll"
> <GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote:
>
>>It has come to my attention of the danger in these groups.
>>
>>Therefore I can no longer troll you unless we go to PGP and exchange
>>keys.
>>Then only you will know when I troll you alone, and the same for other
>>humans I troll in this group.
>>
>>Also give consideration that I should troll you over in the secret group
>>and not here.
>>
>>Plus, we need to exchange our Mother's maiden names and our bank account
>>numbers. I have a very dear troll uncle who lives in Nigeria and needs
>>help getting his money out of that country. he is willing to give you
>>some of that money for helping him. As I do not have a human ID, I am
>>unable to set up a secret Swiss bank account for him. I do so love my
>>uncle and I do hope you are willing to help for your share of that money.
>
>
> My Dearest Friend GroupTroll,
>
> Thank you so very much for your insightful analysis of our precarious
> situation in to-day's world. I completely agree with your suggestions
> and am fully prepared to comply with them totally ... although there
> are a few drawbacks to note.
>
> First, if I send you my keys, how shall I gain access to the flat? Not
> to mention the Citron! I suppose I might make duplicates ... tho' a
> fat lot of good they'll do you.
Dear Sir Victor, thank you for your prompt reply. Alias! The problems you
mention I never gave thought to.
You live in a flat? Oh dear! I live in a round tree. So you and I could
never fit in either. As for duplicates - NO! No! as duplcates may contain
virus or trojans that would jam the lock.
>
> And if I did, how might I send them PGP? What is PGP, anyway? Is it
> an international service? PanGlobalPostal, for example? Is it
> costly? Wouldn't Federal Express be better?
PGP is a troll service over 200 years old! Pretty Good Postal aka PGP.
It ia a very pretty delivery service, and a good one too! They wrap your
packages for you in plain brown paper and deliver them in secret.
Yes! It does cost a hoof and sometimes a leg. That's why so many trolls
walk on artificial legs.
>
> The group to which you refer is secret. I haven't a clue as to what
> it might be.
DRAT! I was hoping you could tell me.
>
> My mother was never a maid ... a housewife yes ... a maid, no. In
> either case, she'd have used the same name.
er....I see. So humans do it one way and trolls the other.
My mother was also made; made to do this, made to do that, and she kept her
same name.
>
> I have no need for bank accounts, and thus do not have one, making all
> my purchases for my meager needs by rechargeable debit cards, paid for
> with a mattress full of money, upon which I sleep nightly. Wonderful
> security!
OH! a bed full of money! OOoooooooo! my eyes are rolling back in my head
dreaming of soh ewjej EL ELpELP i cannt cee myiiiis my iiyes OH! Now I can
see again. WOW! Daddy all ways told never dream of human wealth.
>
> As for your rich uncle ... rich uncles are not to be trusted in the
> least, either from Nigeria or Nottingham. I had one. Didn't leave me
> a bob.
Granted I have never met my rich uncle from Nigeria but he wrote me such an
emotional letter, and he knows all about me and my family and my dreadful
need for money - and he said he LOVED me! And he wants to bring ALL his
money and ALL his extended family to America via England, and he just
needed a little help - about 5000 pounds in cash. Then when you meet him at
the tramp steamer, you would get your money back and more!
But so be it. I'll see if he can go to Greece first.
>
> Other than that, let's have a go, shall we?
"a go"? does that mean we each drink a beer or glass of wine or tea at 2?
You do know that we trolls are unable to hold a glass or cup like you
humans do.
Perhaps you would share my 5 day old pot of dead goat stew?
>
> Sincerely and with Fondest Affection,
> V
> God Save the Queen.
> God Bless the Prince of Wales.
> God Preserve the Windsors.
> Rule Britannia!
>
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