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| HMS Victor Victorian (victorvictorian@hushunomail.com) |
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From: HMS Victor Victorian <victorvictorian@hushunomail.com>
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Subject: Re: Dear Sir Victor
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Date: Fri, 17 Feb 2012 15:38:05 -0700
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On 17 Feb 2012 11:35:00 -0600, "Group_Troll"
<GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote:
>It has come to my attention of the danger in these groups.
>
>Therefore I can no longer troll you unless we go to PGP and exchange
>keys.
>Then only you will know when I troll you alone, and the same for other
>humans I troll in this group.
>
>Also give consideration that I should troll you over in the secret group
>and not here.
>
>Plus, we need to exchange our Mother's maiden names and our bank account
>numbers. I have a very dear troll uncle who lives in Nigeria and needs
>help getting his money out of that country. he is willing to give you
>some of that money for helping him. As I do not have a human ID, I am
>unable to set up a secret Swiss bank account for him. I do so love my
>uncle and I do hope you are willing to help for your share of that money.
My Dearest Friend GroupTroll,
Thank you so very much for your insightful analysis of our precarious
situation in to-day's world. I completely agree with your suggestions
and am fully prepared to comply with them totally ... although there
are a few drawbacks to note.
First, if I send you my keys, how shall I gain access to the flat? Not
to mention the Citron! I suppose I might make duplicates ... tho' a
fat lot of good they'll do you.
And if I did, how might I send them PGP? What is PGP, anyway? Is it
an international service? PanGlobalPostal, for example? Is it
costly? Wouldn't Federal Express be better?
The group to which you refer is secret. I haven't a clue as to what
it might be.
My mother was never a maid ... a housewife yes ... a maid, no. In
either case, she'd have used the same name.
I have no need for bank accounts, and thus do not have one, making all
my purchases for my meager needs by rechargeable debit cards, paid for
with a mattress full of money, upon which I sleep nightly. Wonderful
security!
As for your rich uncle ... rich uncles are not to be trusted in the
least, either from Nigeria or Nottingham. I had one. Didn't leave me
a bob.
Other than that, let's have a go, shall we?
Sincerely and with Fondest Affection,
V
God Save the Queen.
God Bless the Prince of Wales.
God Preserve the Windsors.
Rule Britannia!
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