HMS Victor Victorian <victorvictorian@hushunomail.com> wrote in
news:7ai9p6t9mfucp12nolbb5g4271tc1m80gr@4ax.com:
> On 31 Mar 2011 16:46:36 GMT, David <not@home.net> wrote:
>
>>"Group_Troll" <GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote in
>>news:4d93d681$0$36496$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com:
>>
>>> I hate beach photos of humans playing and kicking up beach sand.
>>>
>>> Do humans have *any* idea what beach sand does to a trolls thick,
>>> matted, dirty, tangled fur? not to mention my delicate soft skin
>>> under my fur?
>>>
>>> NO! Humans have no idea, and don't care either!
>>>
>>> Then there is the problem of my wee-wee dragging in the beach sand
>>> since I am hung like a horse. But being on all-fours, and short and
>>> squatty - kind of like a big beer barrel with very short legs -
causes
>>> my balls to drag as well.
>>>
>>> I hate beach sand. I hate the ocean. I hate saltwater.
>>> I hate water.
>>> I *HATE* getting wet, cause being so sweet - like sugar - I melt
when
>>> I get wet!
>>>
>>
>>Sounds like you're having a bad troll day.
>>
>>Have you thought of shaving your hair and wearing a jockstrap
(athletic
>>support - super large size by your account) to keep the wiggly bits
out
>>of the sand ? You could look quite cute and perhaps even get a kiss
and
>>hug from the VV harem as they cavort in the sea and on the sand.
>>
>>Just a suggestion. Well, there's nothing like dreaming is there ?
>>
>>David
>>
>>
>
> I should warn both of you,
> I am very jealous of my harem!
>
> V
>
Oops !!!
Hands off - perhaps just wave to the passing harem or blow them a kiss ?
David
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