| Re: Beach photos and SAND! SAND! SAND! |
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| HMS Victor Victorian (victorvictorian@hushunomail.com) |
2011/03/31 12:35 |
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From: HMS Victor Victorian <victorvictorian@hushunomail.com>
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Subject: Re: Beach photos and SAND! SAND! SAND!
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On 31 Mar 2011 16:46:36 GMT, David <not@home.net> wrote:
>"Group_Troll" <GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote in
>news:4d93d681$0$36496$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com:
>
>> I hate beach photos of humans playing and kicking up beach sand.
>>
>> Do humans have *any* idea what beach sand does to a trolls thick,
>> matted, dirty, tangled fur? not to mention my delicate soft skin
>> under my fur?
>>
>> NO! Humans have no idea, and don't care either!
>>
>> Then there is the problem of my wee-wee dragging in the beach sand
>> since I am hung like a horse. But being on all-fours, and short and
>> squatty - kind of like a big beer barrel with very short legs - causes
>> my balls to drag as well.
>>
>> I hate beach sand. I hate the ocean. I hate saltwater.
>> I hate water.
>> I *HATE* getting wet, cause being so sweet - like sugar - I melt when
>> I get wet!
>>
>
>Sounds like you're having a bad troll day.
>
>Have you thought of shaving your hair and wearing a jockstrap (athletic
>support - super large size by your account) to keep the wiggly bits out
>of the sand ? You could look quite cute and perhaps even get a kiss and
>hug from the VV harem as they cavort in the sea and on the sand.
>
>Just a suggestion. Well, there's nothing like dreaming is there ?
>
>David
>
>
I should warn both of you,
I am very jealous of my harem!
V
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