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Subject: Re: Beach photos and SAND! SAND! SAND!
From: David <not@home.net>
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"Group_Troll" <GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote in
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> I hate beach photos of humans playing and kicking up beach sand.
>
> Do humans have *any* idea what beach sand does to a trolls thick,
> matted, dirty, tangled fur? not to mention my delicate soft skin
> under my fur?
>
> NO! Humans have no idea, and don't care either!
>
> Then there is the problem of my wee-wee dragging in the beach sand
> since I am hung like a horse. But being on all-fours, and short and
> squatty - kind of like a big beer barrel with very short legs - causes
> my balls to drag as well.
>
> I hate beach sand. I hate the ocean. I hate saltwater.
> I hate water.
> I *HATE* getting wet, cause being so sweet - like sugar - I melt when
> I get wet!
>
Sounds like you're having a bad troll day.
Have you thought of shaving your hair and wearing a jockstrap (athletic
support - super large size by your account) to keep the wiggly bits out
of the sand ? You could look quite cute and perhaps even get a kiss and
hug from the VV harem as they cavort in the sea and on the sand.
Just a suggestion. Well, there's nothing like dreaming is there ?
David
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