I hate beach photos of humans playing and kicking up beach sand.
Do humans have *any* idea what beach sand does to a trolls thick, matted,
dirty, tangled fur? not to mention my delicate soft skin under my fur?
NO! Humans have no idea, and don't care either!
Then there is the problem of my wee-wee dragging in the beach sand since I
am hung like a horse. But being on all-fours, and short and squatty - kind
of like a big beer barrel with very short legs - causes my balls to drag as
well.
I hate beach sand. I hate the ocean. I hate saltwater.
I hate water.
I *HATE* getting wet, cause being so sweet - like sugar - I melt when I get
wet!
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